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Charles Barkley
« on: January 04, 2007, 10:58:21 PM »
Damn this guy is a horrible commentator I can't stand listening to him. I give him props for what he did on the court but stay out of the booth
 

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2007, 11:09:47 PM »


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The kind I have always seems to slip my mind
 

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 11:12:03 PM »
naw i have to disagree that muthafucka is funny

i think bryan cook shot this horrible double pump shot in the last minute of the 4th or something and all Barkley could say was "oh my god"  i don't know why that shit was funny, maybe because i was thinking the samething.
Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?

 

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 11:24:12 PM »
u gota admit hes pretty funny and he says shit others wouldnt
 

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 11:48:39 PM »
Classic Sir Charles quotes:

"I do have one question: Have you ever seen Gollum, John Clayton and Sam Cassell in the same place before?"

At one point in the season, a player threw a ball into the crowd out of frustration and was penalized. They showed footage of the man that got hit by the ball being taken away in a stretcher and his daughter was crying. Charles commented that players take passes to the face all the time. He topped it off by saying: "You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'"

"Do I have a gambling problem? I do have a gambling problem, but it's not really a problem because I can afford to gamble."

When asked about his daughter getting to the age where she's going to start dating, Charles said, "I figure if I kill the first one, word will get out."

While with the 76ers he was asked what the game plan was. He said, "to score more points than the other team".

"I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove."

Chris Rose: "You used to be called The Round Mound of Rebound. Just how round are you these days?"
Charles Barkley: "A few doughnuts away from a complete circle."

When Chuck was asked by the judge if he had any regrets about throwing guy through a window in Orlando he said, "I regret we weren't on a higher floor."


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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2007, 12:09:50 AM »

While with the 76ers he was asked what the game plan was. He said, "to score more points than the other team".

"I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove."

Chris Rose: "You used to be called The Round Mound of Rebound. Just how round are you these days?"
Charles Barkley: "A few doughnuts away from a complete circle."

When Chuck was asked by the judge if he had any regrets about throwing guy through a window in Orlando he said, "I regret we weren't on a higher floor."

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 01:33:59 AM »
he was made to be a tnt studio guy, not a booth guy

fat he is
madden he is not


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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2007, 02:51:14 AM »
barkley is god...hes fuckin hilarious and his books are dope as well...i may be wrong, but i doubt it..must read...
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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2007, 04:47:28 AM »
he's great...only people who hate him really are Laker fans
Barkley >>>Laker's Announcers (not chick though)
 

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2007, 07:18:30 AM »
Charles is Charles...
he was his own type as a player, a 6'4 Powerhouse Rebounding machine.
& as a retired NBA player, he's become the "Quote" of the sport's world.

I grew up on Sir Charles man, alway's one of my fav's.
He speak's from his heart, & he don't give a F... what people think about him.

(Although I did read Bo Jackson's BIO, & Bo used to punk the entire Basketball team in college including Barkley,
kinda funny cause Charles as a player had that badboy tuff guy thing going while in the NBA)
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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2007, 10:26:06 AM »
Damn this guy is a horrible commentator I can't stand listening to him. I give him props for what he did on the court but stay out of the booth

+1
and LOL@ him always criticizing people for not winning a title  :-X

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2007, 11:14:18 AM »
i dont give a fuck.  I love watchin TNT pre/after game shows.  they have the best insight with the best comedy.  Barkely is that nigga!   8)


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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2007, 11:25:47 AM »
Barkley >>>Laker's Announcers (not chick though)


LMAO! Only you would say something as dumb as that...

Barkley is a terrible color commentator, it's like he's just there to tell jokes, doesn't really feel like he knows what he's doing when you hear him speak...And LOL@hating Barkley. Not a lot of people take him serious enough to "hate" him, but he's been giving the Lakers props lately, he KNOWS Kobe is by far the best in the league...PeACe
 

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2007, 11:32:40 AM »
Barkley is funny as hell. I always wondered and I know NIK has the answer, after the Suns/Lakers series was that true that Kobe text messaged Charles cussing him out because he dissed Kobe for not shooting more in Game 7?
 

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Re: Charles Barkley
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2007, 11:36:04 AM »
Barkley is funny as hell. I always wondered and I know NIK has the answer, after the Suns/Lakers series was that true that Kobe text messaged Charles cussing him out because he dissed Kobe for not shooting more in Game 7?

Cussing him out? Naah. Kobe text messaged him to discuss what really happened in Game 7 and let him know he was wrong for talking that shit...Charles then took back what he said, and now they're cool... LOL.