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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2007, 01:09:01 PM »
I done a grip of dumbass shit, just last night I knocked over shitload of water in my room, went asleep and woke up this morning with my floor looking like a canal.
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2007, 01:13:00 PM »
Walked in the middle of a busy street through on coming traffic while flipping off al the cars :grumpy:
Ashamed, yet funny as hell lol.
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2007, 01:19:02 PM »
Stop it please, the more I read the more I remember.

Apperently I spilled an almost full bottle (1.5 liter) of coke in my fuckin bed. I didnīt notice it. The next day I wake up and my whole bed was a fuckin mess. Wet and all brown/black and I was sleeping in it. lol

Another thing I remember happened at New Yearīs Eve, we decided to cook something and I put my hand on the oven to check if it was hot. It was hot. lol
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2007, 01:47:23 PM »
LMFAO @ jromes story.... ive passed out b4 and gotten shot with a paint ball gun and didnt realize till the mouring when i was covered in green paint.  One time I was drunk outside the bowling alley bar.  And my friends are inside playing pool.  and its karokee night and the DJ is playing crappy fuckin music and a bunch of toothless crack heads singing along.  So im just sitting there and i start gettin sick.  So im like fuckin this im goin outside i need some fresh air.  So im sittin outside on the ground smokin a cig playing on my phone... lookin like a crackhead.  so im sittin there and a cop pulls up next to me and shines his light on me and is like ARE YOU ALRIGHT and im like *looks away from light lookin all crackheadish* and im like wha wha and I start walkin towards the car and hes is like NO STAY WHERE YOU ARE DONT COME ANY CLOSER ARE YOU ALRIGHT and im like wha and I continue walkin towards the car.  And hes shining the light directly in my face and im like OOO NOO NO EVERYTHING IS FINE and I went runnin back in... yea i kno my story sucks in general especially compared to jromes.
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2007, 01:53:35 PM »
Fucked a 37 yr old married woman when i was 17 after a kegger. I'm scarred for life because of how nasty that vagina was. Bitch was ugly too i must've been fucking wasted. Everytime i do anything with my girl now i have to think about that shit and i get butterflies in my stomach everytime.

 :o You're really scar'd for life on that one, omg lol...You was out of it real bad then...That alone has thrown me off ever getting drunk.
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2007, 01:59:57 PM »
ok im addin to my first story, cuz its not as much stupid as it is funny...

got wasted and decided we wanted some wendys, so we walked down there... its like a 30 minute walk, and it felt like 30 seconds... we get to wendys and push on the door and it doesnt open... i see a couple people in there so i knock on the window to let me in... nobody does shit all so im assuming theyre closed or just closing... the drive-thru is open, so we walk up to it and try to order, but they wont let us go on foot... they tell us to come inside, and i start yelling at the girl working the drive-thru, explaining how nobody will let me inside... well apparently, i pushed on the door that said "PULL" on it... i got mad and left for mcdonalds cuz i "didnt want wendys anymore"... we saw mcdonalds across the street, and this is where the chain-link fence comes in... please, do not ask why we couldnt go around it... im having trouble figuring that out myself... so,

"i was wasted and i tried hopping a regular chain-link fence, maybe 6-8 feet tall.... took a while to get up, but i did, and i slipped and all of my weight fell on the top of the fence with my stomach... you know, the fences with the twisted chains on the top... not fun... then i couldnt lift myself up, so i just flipped over 6-8 feet onto my ass... couldnt move for about 5 or 10 minutes... but after i got up, i ran onto the highway and tried sleeping on the painted island cuz i couldnt make it all the way across the road... i got up after a while and then tried to convince my friend that the bank was his house and that we should sleep there instead"

after the bank incident, we went up to mcdonalds... i pushed on the door, but it wouldnt open... nobody inside, so we thought it was closed... we went to the drive-thru and tried again... they told us to come inside, and i started screamin at them cuz they wouldnt let us in... yet again, it was a "PULL" door that i was pushing on... i started threatening the guy working the drive-thru, and eventually left without food... within 5 minutes i had completely forgot about all of this and was happy again... we went home and i passed the fuck out, straight hit the floor and blanked out
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2007, 04:25:18 PM »
back when I was 14,  there was a wall about waist high and I thought it was like knee high

I tried to jump on it to get to the other side and I barely got my feet on and slipped back and broke my wrist

:monkey:   rookie mistake
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2007, 04:27:39 PM »
Damn KURUPTION, you had me rollin' big time with that one  ;D Props

One thing I can think of right now, was me and 3 other freinds, th night before the First School Day, we gathered at a friend's house to have some drinks to end the perfect summer.So we drank A LOT (if somebody know what rakia is, he'll know that 2 bottles of that shit for three people, two of them 16 (one of them me  ;D ) can fuck you up pretty bad).SO nobady of us remember what happened later that night, but when I woke up in the morning, one of my friends was wearing my hoodie, and my pants were all wet, with all my money and my mobile phone inside and they were hanging in the bathroom lol

I'll try to think of some other stuff that has happened to me

is rakia the drink you have with water. Then if you have water the next day it can get you pissed again coz the rakia is still in ya system ?
Yeah, it's basically like that, although it hasn't happened to me.

Reading Jrome's post I remembered that something similalr happened to me this New Year's Eve (I don't remember any of it and I discover the whole thing the next day)

So around 2 o'clock I've had a conversatoin with my mother on the mobile and the next day she said I was hella drunk, and I felt really bad, cause I know she hates when people drink a lot.An hour later that night, again through my cell, I send a message to a friend who appears to be right in the next room and the message is just some random letters and the only word that meant something was "C'mon" lol

And this was just the begging, because to my surprise, the next day I found aoout I have been calling different people and sending all kinds of messages throught the night, even to numbers that don't exist lol.Needless to say, my cellphone bill was pretty high

I've done that a few times. It's funny reading some of the replies the next day
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2007, 08:07:03 PM »
i hit a parked car drunk as fuck a few halloweens ago and bounced the fuck out.
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2007, 08:15:11 PM »
oh and i fucked a fat chick in vegas my hommies still clown on me for that
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2007, 08:34:08 PM »
stabbed my wife, ran away in a bronco, called up JC, got aquited, then wanted to write a book about it.
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2007, 02:41:50 AM »
When I was drunk, or at least reasonably tipsy, I've once told a guy who had just been punched on the nose that there was supposed to be peace on earth and that he had to be really peaceful with people  :) Rather misplaced, in retrospect. :D
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2008, 11:09:44 AM »
Uppin, its been over a year so im sure some people have some new storys !
 

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing you have done while drunk
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2008, 11:02:46 AM »
Told a really dark black girl that Jamaicans are too dark for my taste... :-X