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QuietTruth

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My moms a hoe.
« on: January 15, 2007, 05:10:18 PM »
Seriously.

- When one 'man' goes another one comes in.
- She gives head.
- She fucks in the shower.
- Banged a man on like the second date in the LIVING ROOM.
- Has phone sex with the 'love of her life'.....and he's married.
- You can't count her boyfriends on your two hands.
- On my BIRTHDAY the bitch took us out to eat, dropped us off and she didn't come back til after midnight.
- She's 'just friends' wit this one man but bangs him all the time.
- Watches and accepts porn.
- Has/Had vaginal warts.
- Has/Had a medicine for herpes...hmmm.
- Is desperate for any man.
- Lost her virginity at 15.
- Swallows.

There is so much more I KNOW I'm missing. She's disgusting. And she has yet to get me a birthday present. She's a hoe. I don't like her. :)

If any of you guys need a good home cooked meal and loud sex so the children could hear but they think they deaf, just call your fellow poster here, I got you. 8)

So please holla at me. I'm taking applications. Hurry while supplies last cuz the starting price is FREE.

Is your mom a slut?
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QuietTruth

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 05:10:52 PM »
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mrtonguetwista

Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 05:13:58 PM »
One of the hardest (no homo) threads I've seen in a long time
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GangstaBoogy

Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 05:14:45 PM »
What's your mom's cell number?
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QuietTruth

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 05:15:39 PM »
You single? If so that's a BIG step for here. Fill out the form and let me know what's up.

Mine as well help her out.

When she pays the cell bill, I'll let you know GangstaBoogy.
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mrtonguetwista

Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 05:16:10 PM »
Quote from: GangstaBoogy on January 15, 2007, 05:14:45 PM
What's your mom's cell number?
Even harder (still in no homo mode)
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QuietTruth

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 05:17:21 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Tongue Twista: The Legend Continues!! on January 15, 2007, 05:16:10 PM
Quote from: GangstaBoogy on January 15, 2007, 05:14:45 PM
What's your mom's cell number?
Even harder (still in no homo mode)
Interested? Cuz I know you like the ladies and snakes.
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mrtonguetwista

Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 05:21:48 PM »
I might be close to her age :)
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 05:26:15 PM »
Awww man i don't want to say, you ite? That's some harsh shit if you hate your mum that bad, she made your life proper shit or anything??


Trust me, it dirty to hear parents do it/breath harder/moan, heard it once and it nearly brought me to tears, it was NASSSSTYYY :( :-X

My mum ain't a slut, it was just that one time was extremely wrong on so many accounts :'( Anyone been through what i been through or even worse walked in on parents?

QuietTruth this is a hard thread from you by far.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2007, 05:27:59 PM by The QuietTruth's Advocate »
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GangstaBoogy

Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 05:27:51 PM »
Lol this forum is great  :D
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 05:41:45 PM »
LMAO!!!

i thought the g-spot fallin off...but its back stronger than ever!!!! ;D
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 06:20:38 PM »
this cant be Quiet Truth...somebody must have jacked his account or something.   :nawty:

i dont believe this nigga would say anything like this.   :-\
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QuietTruth

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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 06:24:45 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Tongue Twista: The Legend Continues!! on January 15, 2007, 05:21:48 PM
I might be close to her age :)
39 and hittin' strong.

Nah, I'm tired of being nice to people. Been given' respect to people that don't deserve it ya feel me? 8) Nasty hoes have nasty foes.

Print out the Application fellas. And ya'll is cool so I'll defiantly be able to get along wit ya'll. 8) Holla.
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 06:29:28 PM »
where do u live, Id hit it....(no homo)
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Re: My moms a hoe.
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2007, 06:30:42 PM »
Homie you don't even know what his mum look like...?

QuietTruth how'd you find out so much 'bout your mum? I mean even the losing virginity age thing was like  :o wtf how'd you know that?
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