What's the longest/shortest job you've had?

[mrtonguetwista]

Shortest probably bout 5 days @ Avis rent-a-car cleaning out cars

Longest is now ..just started 11th year.......getting that yaper

[I.B. BLVD]

The only job I had was Sav-on/cvs for 1 month, then I quit, I couldnt stand that shit!

[LAKERS_FAN89]

hopefully they call me for the job at big 5 sports...maybe i might work at a hottel to

[jeromechickenbone]

My shortest was 2 weeks.  It was a summer job while I was at school painting houses.  We'd go in newly built homes and sand all the wood trim, spray laquer, paint.  It was fuckin horrible breathing in all of those fumes and all that sawdust and shit.  I'd get home at night and be coughing up black shit.  So I walked in a quit after I got my paycheck.  My boss flipped the fuck out and I thought he were gonna throw dow, lol.  He was def fucked in his head from breathing that shit in for 35 years.

I did meet this crazy ass dude that painted with us a few times and he brought in a joint the day before I quit which was cool.

My longest is my current job which I've been at for 3.5 years.

[Westcoastin']

Iv had a few crappy little jobs that didnt last very long...but my shortest was at Boston Pizza, i worked a 4 hour shift and then quit....same day as the orientation.

and I worked with a concrete company for about a month, but then my buddy almost died on the site....a pretty big re-bar wall fell on him,   so we all asked for raises, didnt get it so ended up quitting

[ecrazy]

Longest - Demolishing and hauling - I still kinda have the job, go in when i need to or if i dont have money, been doin it for 8 years or so
Shortest - um, i think it was 4 days or so when i was 16, i was a sandwich artist at subway

[MontrealCity's Most]

^^^^ sandwich artist hahaha i hate the fact that they call it that Subways is gay.

Shortest for me was a day at a bottle factory. I knew 5 minutes after walking in i was gonna quit.

longest is now 3.5 years at a italian restaurant

[big mat]

i had a fuckin ex convict job i don't know how the fuck i got there, but this was fuckin boring and i told the boss he looked like a frustrated version of homer simpsons and the next day they didn't want me anymore. Anyway we were packtin boxes with the screws and i was the guy taping the boxes. There were a couple of crazy guys in this shop and i was the only one going home after the job. I worked 3 days or 2 and half i don't remember.

[big mat]

the longest i have is the current one, i'm a construction worker but i've studied a lil bit of architecture but never finished it

[GangstaBoogy]

I worked at Wal-mart for like 2 1/2 weeks. After that I retired.

[Lake Titicaca]

15 minutes...

I wasn't down to sell knives  I took my newly created employee file and walked out.

[Oklin]

My "longest" was Sikotic

[We Fly High]

like 1 day at 100.3 the beat was my shortest, and i was outta there. haha. they had me on some bullshit. longest one i've had is the one i have now, and its been since august 05, so about 1.5 years.

[Bedford Iz Active]

Worked for a couple of months in mcdonalds, was ite at first then it got dread overtime...

Shortest job was in Zenith Windows as a telemarketing person, one day and that was the training i came in for lol! Never came back after that.

[Throwback]

2 days at mcdonalds. fuck flippin burgers. i was like the only kid that could write, read and count. now im a postman, for like 9 months. that must be the longest.