Baby wipes > toilet paper

[reguLAtor]

Many years back my little cousins were over visiting and one of them was still in diapers. I went in to the bathroom to take a shit and realized there was not much toilet paper.  Lo and behold, this was one of those "I have to wipe my ass 1,000 times before I get thru" shits, so I ran out of toilet paper quickly.  The only thing around was a hand towel, my socks and my little cousins packet of baby wipes.  After a few minutes of debate, I chose the wipes and since that day, my life has changed forever.

For those of you who haven't experienced this phenomenon, I strongly urge you to do so.  I will even go so far as to say Wiping your ass with baby wipes > than baby powder on the nut sack.  Yes, it's that good.  Imagine this, you accidentally drop some peanut butter on the counter and need to wipe it up.  Do you A- Use a dry paper towel or napkin?  or B- Use a wet paper towel or napkin?  9 times out of 10 the wet cloth gets the job done quicker and with more accuracy.  The dry paper towel just kinda spreads the peanut butter around and takes longer to get results.  Apply that same knowledge replacing peanut butter with shit...and there you have it. 

Seriously folks, I know there may be some doubters out there, but damn.... u feel a lot "fresher" and you have that confidence knowing your ass is baby fresh.  I urge you all to try it.  You'll thank me for it.      I've found that a few wipes followed up with some toilet paper, to 'dry', is most effective.
 
Disclaimer:  I am 100%comfortable with my manhood and sexuality, therefore I deem it unnecessary for me to institute the "no homo" tag line in this post.

[Sikotic™]

Get cha wet wipes!

[numptrump]

hahah u a fool for this!! wipes is good but they hella expensive

[MANBEARPIG.]

word the magic sequence tho for 100% satisfaction 100% of the time is...


Dry for the first wave
Wet to eliminate any possible resistance
Dry to assure comfort and protection much like establishing Democracy in a third world country.

[eKardz]

see baby wipes are nice, im not gonna lie.

but you really shouldnt flush them down the toilet its not good for the plumbing.

therefore i stick with the traditional Cha-cha-cha- Charmin!

[MANBEARPIG.]

see baby wipes are nice, im not gonna lie.

but you really shouldnt flush them down the toilet its not good for the plumbing.

therefore i stick with the traditional Cha-cha-cha- Charmin!

buy flushable wipes

[Primo]

3M 30 Grit sandpaper is good

[J$crILLa]

ive herd people say this before.... but yeah they expensive... TP gets the job done

[Suffice]

Lol, this thread is hilarious. Props (+1)

I'll have to try them baby wipes

[da flayboyant 2]

trick daddy recomends wet wipes

[Lake Titicaca]

Thread of the Century.

[Oklin]

Lol, this thread is hilarious. Props (+1)

I'll have to try them baby wipes

[Chief]

+1 on considering your socks.

[Luke]

3M 30 Grit sandpaper is good

i like using the rough side of a sponge

or a steel wool dish scrubber...that one feels real nice on the hole

[Miss NWA Whoorider]

OMG_lol