What phone call pranks you did before?

[QuietTruth]

Now I KNOW ya'll is gonna have stories that are off the hook so POST 'EM!!!


The stories I'm about to drop are childish but who gives a fuck. If it cracked your ass up than it's all good.

WITH MY DROPS, YOU GOTTA GET IN YOUR 10 YEAR OLD MODES.

One time I called up this lady and my nigga kept tellin' me to ask for a 'Devin' or sumtin'...so I did. I was about like 12.
LADY: Hello
ME: Hi is Devin there?
LADY: Who's this?
ME: Timothy
LADY: Oh hiii Timothy, it's Aunt Cookie.
       Than I hung up cuz I was dyin'.

When I was about 10 me and my brothers sat up and did this shit.
GUY: Hello?
MY BROTHER: Is Adam There?
GUY: Yeah, hold on a minute. Adammmmmm!!
       CLICK.

Selling shit is the best though!! I think I said this about 25,000 times.

ME: Hi this is Reverend Martin Washington calling from the Baptist Church of Christ, wondering if you like like to purchase our newest Gospel Hits Volume 17 including our priceless one hit wonders such as Black Jesus, God Is Good and Lord Hears The Niggas Calling. Our starting price is $19.95 and a $5.00 shipping and handling fee. We accept money orders, credits cards and welfare checks. Would you be interested Ma'am/Sir?
      Damn, people is rude.
But one old lady goes. Happened just a few weeks ago.
LADY: Is this a machine?
ME: No ma'am.
LADY: Oh, okay good, you sound like a machine.
ME: No ma'am. No machine. I'm a flesh and blood human. So what do you say?
LADY: Well I don't know, it's pretty expensive. And people don't got that kind of money these days. You know?
ME: Yes ma'am. I'm a reverend in a black Church, I'm well aware.
LADY: Oh well, I'm sorry.
ME: Are you interested ma'am
LADY: No sorry.
ME: But it's got our classic Gospel Hits.
LADY: No sir. When you call people you should sound more human.
ME: Ma'am how more human can I sound?
LADY: Are you sure your not a machine.
        Click, I couldn't hold it no more.

NOW GIVE ME SOME GOOD PRANKS!

[Lord Funk]

LOL... this takes me back.

When I was like 13, 14, me and my friend kept a sheet of paper where we'd write down every 0800 phone call we saw on TV (0800 numbers are free in the UK).

We ended up with mroe than 50 on this sheet - it was like our bible. When we got bored haging around in town we'd go to a phone box and crank call shit loads of the number. I can't even remember the shit we said but we loved it. Great memories.

[We Fly High]

This is the best prank to my knowledge that you can pull. This is what I used to do ALL the time. I'm just going to simplify, and use alphabet letters to represent people. So I would start out by calling one person, person A. So now theres a base connection line between two people. Now both myself and person A would switch out of that connection line to initiate a 3rd (C) and 4th (D) caller into the line. We would dial those person C and person D, and once they picked up, we clicked them back into the main connection line. However, myself and person A would always remain mute. So what you get is basically person C and person D talking to each other, but both of them assuming that the other person had called them, since they both got incoming rings on their phone (when in fact it was actually me and person A making the outgoing calls). so it leads to some FUNNY ASS shit.

C: Hello?
D: Hello?
C: Who is this?
D: I dont know, you're the one that called me
C: No i didnt, youre the one that called me
------- leads to crazy argument that usually had a lot of yelling and cussing.

and basiically it used to always end up in a great phone fight conversation, especially when we did it to two of our frirends moms. It'd be HILARIOUS. this was back when they caller ID wasnt too prevalent so it was easy to pull off.

[Intriago33]

LOL... this takes me back.

When I was like 13, 14, me and my friend kept a sheet of paper where we'd write down every 0800 phone call we saw on TV (0800 numbers are free in the UK).

We ended up with mroe than 50 on this sheet - it was like our bible. When we got bored haging around in town we'd go to a phone box and crank call shit loads of the number. I can't even remember the shit we said but we loved it. Great memories.

lol yeah, this dude in our classes gave out Barclays Bank pens with the phone numbers on the pen, and his pops was high up and we always used to ring up making out it was his son and it was important, so his secetary had to go get him out of important meetings. That along with the Pizza's etc.

& LMAO @ "and Lord Hears The Niggas Calling". 

[Chief]

This is the best prank to my knowledge that you can pull. This is what I used to do ALL the time. I'm just going to simplify, and use alphabet letters to represent people. So I would start out by calling one person, person A. So now theres a base connection line between two people. Now both myself and person A would switch out of that connection line to initiate a 3rd (C) and 4th (D) caller into the line. We would dial those person C and person D, and once they picked up, we clicked them back into the main connection line. However, myself and person A would always remain mute. So what you get is basically person C and person D talking to each other, but both of them assuming that the other person had called them, since they both got incoming rings on their phone (when in fact it was actually me and person A making the outgoing calls). so it leads to some FUNNY ASS shit.

C: Hello?
D: Hello?
C: Who is this?
D: I dont know, you're the one that called me
C: No i didnt, youre the one that called me
------- leads to crazy argument that usually had a lot of yelling and cussing.

and basiically it used to always end up in a great phone fight conversation, especially when we did it to two of our frirends moms. It'd be HILARIOUS. this was back when they caller ID wasnt too prevalent so it was easy to pull off.

good shit, that reminds me of the best prank i ever heard...

dudes made an order to one chinese take away, told him to repeat the order, and put him through to another chinese take away just as he started repeating the order...

caused great confusion, dudes tripped out major, best prank i ever heard... might be on break.com

[AlerG]

Reminds me of when we were ten or so, calling places like bowling alleys and asking if they had 12 pound balls. When they'd say yes, we say well how the hell do you walk. Dumb shit like that would have us crackin up for hours. Thank god fake id's were introduced a little later in life haha,

chill

[Michael]

haha! gd shit here....look up that Eminem bootleg (Crank Calls) with his prank calls on it - priceless!

[Low Key]

There was a guy all of us kids would call back in the day. I think he was slow or something, but everything he said was hilarious.

Me: Where were you last night?
Him: I was getting wasted! Drinkin' beer man!
Me: Well I am Officer Jones of the Minneapolis Police Department and I heard differently.
Him: Yeah, you sound like a cop.
*click* he hangs up on me

I call back immediately after

Me: Did that cop call you about last night?
Him: Hell yeah! I was scared!
Me: Don't worry, I killed him.
Him: Thanks man! I can't go to jail! I owe you!
Me: No problem. Where's the party at?
Him: In my pants! Bring bitches!
*click* I hung up dying of laughter

I was an ongoing thing. Me and my friends would call him at least twice a day. Sometimes he'd pretend he was an answering machine with the "Beep" and all. It was pure comedy. Of course all of that stopped after he got caller ID.

[ecrazy]

Me:Is your refridgerator running?
Person: Yes...why?
Me: oh, you better go after it and catch it before its gone!

that was a kid classic, other than that, i would call those party line/chat lines and pretend to be this guy tom and interrupt the dudes trying to pick up chicks on there or hit on chicks on there. it was mad funny with this super accented voice i had.

[Chief]

i was one of the badass kids that would crank call the cops, and deny everything when they show up 

[QuietTruth]

Reminds me of when we were ten or so, calling places like bowling alleys and asking if they had 12 pound balls. When they'd say yes, we say well how the hell do you walk. Dumb shit like that would have us crackin up for hours. Thank god fake id's were introduced a little later in life haha,

chill

That's great!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMFAOOOO at that the guy pretending to be an answering machine!! That right there is tooooo fuckin' funny.

E Crazy's was hot shit too.

[QuietTruth]

i was one of the badass kids that would crank call the cops, and deny everything when they show up 

LOL!

[Jip]

a friend of mine, used to hang about on irc, on some hacker network, so one day this guy(he'd been doin prank calls for a while) decides to prank the whitehouse

he has an aussie accent, cant remember where he was from

whitehouse: hello whitehouse blah blha blah
him: hi, yes, im just calling to let you know we're out of bananas
whitehouse: im sorry, what did u just say?

it went back and forth for a while, he used to do high class pranks

he recorded some of them and uploaded them, if i can get the links ill post em

[Blesswitskill]

back in tha day i prank called my sister right .. i used my scaner and i acted like i was a cop and told her my nephew got cought stealing... shyt was funny !! I had to call her back and tell her i was fuckin wit her

[QuietTruth]

LOL!

Jip you gotta get those.

This had to be the best I was ever involved in:
One time I was over my cuzin's house and my cuzin, me and my cuzin's mom was listening on the phone while the mom's friend called up my mom. My moms in love wit a married man so this friend pretended to be the guys wife. It was sooooo fuckin' hilarious.

My moms: Hello?
Friend: Stay away from my husband.
My moms: Excuse me?
Friend: Stay away from my husband now.
My moms: CLICK!

We was dyin'.

When I went home I got yelled at like fuckin' crazy. She was PISSED at us all.