I met this guy about 6 months ago...

[Sikotic™]

So I'm at a hookah bar 6 months ago right? This guy comes up to me and starts asking me about any parties going on in the area. I saw this dude about a year previous. He was macking on these 2 fine looking black bitches and they ditched him after he paid for their drinks.

Anyways, at first I was a little worried because I thought this fool was hitting on me. He reminded me of Prince with cornrows. He even had a purple muscle shirt on with black leather pants. So I tell him I have no idea if there are any parties going down, eventhough I did know of two. He then introduces himself as "Eccentric". I asked him what his real name was and he insisted it was "Eccentric". So I'm like aight cool, whatever. He then starts asking me to call some girls. I'm like "Do I look like a pimp to you? Call your own girls". I mean, dude looks like Prince, he could pick up some 45-year-old fat bitch that used to be a groupie for Pince if he wanted to. He then asks for my number so in the event that he does find some girls, he was gonna let me know like I really give a shit lol.

He also told me that he was gonna become a famous singer and take the world by storm, blah, blah, blah. By this time, I was just completely ignoring him because I figured out he was kinda crazy. A few minutes later, the owner who I know, throws his ass out and tells him not to come back. I ask the owner what was the deal with that guy and he tells me he's some retarded no talent faggot that thinks he's some kinda celebrity. He even told me that he tried out for American Idol 3 or 4 times. Well, while I was at the gym, I see this on TV and I begin to laugh hysterically because this dude is very, VERY familiar:

<a href="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/416354/american_idol_rejects_eccentric_the_panther.swf" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/416354/american_idol_rejects_eccentric_the_panther.swf</a>

[Sikotic™]

LOL! I just realized he is from the very city I live in, Tujunga, CA.

BTW, if anyone can find the full video of this idiot with the background on him and everything, it would be appreciated. I really hope I run into him again so I can laugh in his face.

[mrtonguetwista]

You two are cousins

[Sparegeez]

wow

Eccentric>>>>>> William Hung.

[Bay Area Jat]

So I'm at a hookah bar 6 months ago right? This guy comes up to me and starts asking me about any parties going on in the area. I saw this dude about a year previous. He was macking on these 2 fine looking black bitches and they ditched him after he paid for their drinks.

Anyways, at first I was a little worried because I thought this fool was hitting on me. He reminded me of Prince with cornrows. He even had a purple muscle shirt on with black leather pants. So I tell him I have no idea if there are any parties going down, eventhough I did know of two. He then introduces himself as "Eccentric". I asked him what his real name was and he insisted it was "Eccentric". So I'm like aight cool, whatever. He then starts asking me to call some girls. I'm like "Do I look like a pimp to you? Call your own girls". I mean, dude looks like Prince, he could pick up some 45-year-old fat bitch that used to be a groupie for Pince if he wanted to. He then asks for my number so in the event that he does find some girls, he was gonna let me know like I really give a shit lol.

He also told me that he was gonna become a famous singer and take the world by storm, blah, blah, blah. By this time, I was just completely ignoring him because I figured out he was kinda crazy. A few minutes later, the owner who I know, throws his ass out and tells him not to come back. I ask the owner what was the deal with that guy and he tells me he's some retarded no talent faggot that thinks he's some kinda celebrity. He even told me that he tried out for American Idol 3 or 4 times. Well, while I was at the gym, I see this on TV and I begin to laugh hysterically because this dude is very, VERY familiar:

<a href="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/416354/american_idol_rejects_eccentric_the_panther.swf" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/416354/american_idol_rejects_eccentric_the_panther.swf</a>

lol i saw that fucker last week when i was flipping though the channels that fool was a fuckin nut

[jeromechickenbone]

LMFAO!! That's hilarious.  My wifey DVR's American Idol, and I always like checkin out the first few weeks cuz there's always some crazy ass people on there.  I saw this dude and I was in shock - maybe the funniest audition I've ever seen.  After I got done watching the episode, I rewound it and watched this clip like 5 times.  Instant Classic.  Can't believe you met this clown.

I pray to God that we see more of him in the future.  He's a genius.

[Sikotic™]

I used to think maybe they had actors on the show, but that guy was legitimately out of his mind. I guess there's no shortage of crazy people in the world.

[.:TimeLock:.]

my girl move out that way last year to be closer to her Job so i know the area a lil ...funny shit though i was trying to find this clip to send her lol

[ecrazy]

A girl thats friends with all my friends was on the show, she got the boot, but even though i dont really like her and her attitude, she is a decent/ok singer.

She wants to be a country singer, her name is keeira

[Intriago33]

LOL, funny shit 

[JMan]

lol wtf was that about

[QuietTruth]

LMFAO at your story.

LMAO at dude.

[Lake Titicaca]

lol he's probably getting crazy pussy now 

[Jakubs]

I'm surprised I made it through the whole clip. I get too embarassed for those people to watch sometimes. That fool is crazy. This dude needs a reality check. Isn't there anyone in the people's lives that can honestly tell them that they suck?

[Sikotic™]

I'm surprised I made it through the whole clip. I get too embarassed for those people to watch sometimes. That fool is crazy. This dude needs a reality check. Isn't there anyone in the people's lives that can honestly tell them that they suck?

That night, everyone avoided that fool. I just didn't get the memo lol. Eccentric is determined as fuck though, I'll give him that.