lol so last night i got death threats over the phone

[STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER]

so out of the blue last night i get this call

lol some guy rings me up at like 1pm i was having trouble sleeping so i was wide awake so the guy srarts off by saying your going down blood imma kill you blood you messed with my sister imma merk you etc you dont know me i know you your going down and how his sis came home crying and he knew my name so im like maybe this is someone being fucked around by some girl so i liked tried to explain to dude i did not know what the fuck he was talking about so he tells me again im gonna get merked and puts the phone down


ring again 10 mins later

telling me hes not playing and hes a killa blood and hes gonna merk me for fucking with his sister so im growing i little tried of his bullshit and told him if he has a problem ill meet him tomorrow and well sort it out dudes tell me im getting merked agian and put the phone down

next i get another call about 10 min later so now im thinking i cant get to sleep may aswell have a bit of fun
dudes rings up saying he a blood i then said to him i though you were a crip he starts saying hes gonna merk me i said stop watching gansta movies it doesnt make you a g then he says hes outside my house i say are you sure becuz i cant see you lol then dude goes on to say hes gonna fuck my car  up i said your gonna fuck my bmw up he said yeah lol i told him i actually drive a vw  then i took it a step up and called him john to which he kind of flipped at started saying youve been talking to her that bitch he repeated this at 3 times berfore saying hes coming in half an hour to fuck me up i then joked that if he knew how close i lived to him it wouldnt even take 5 min to which he replied im gonna merk you blood im coming 20 min

lol now i seriously didnt know who he was talking about i dont know him i cant remeber his sista either the only chick i knew who had a brother was a chick i talked to at the gym but i dint give her my number this number he rang on was actually my work mobile so not many people should have this no anyway these wnnabe white wiggers are really pissin me off lol it seems like a new fashion to be white and act like the game lol

[MIAMI4LIFE]

I'd be really pissed if dude woke me up for some bullshit like that but it sounds like you clowned his ass so its all good, LOL

[Bedford Iz Active]

Meh, just some random loser trying to punk you and get u scared and shit. Happens every now and again lol.

[STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER]

Meh, just some random loser trying to punk you and get u scared and shit. Happens every now and again lol.

nah man dude knew my name but not me lol so im guessing the bitch set it up this dude was a total wannabe gang banger i dont lose my cool like i used to im a very chilled out person now even after all that shit he was talkin i wasnt mad i got a free luagh cos he wasted his credit ringing me

[STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER]

damn i missed a good part out lol when he was saying hes coming to get me he said hes coming down at midnight to merk me so i replied its actually quarter past 1 to which he said i know lol

[Digital Pimpin']

lol I've pulled similar stunts on my mates when I get a new phone, but it lasts all of 10 minutes.

You clowned this fool good tho

[Westcoastin']

R.I.P STILLDRE

[CRAFTY]

Lol, you clowned his ass indeed Nice one!

[STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER]

R.I.P STILLDRE

i though i was gonna make it to 21 guess not

[REGIME MOB 510]

in the words of my friend Hung Lee, "BRING TOY NIGGA!!!!"  (bring your gun)