Tracks that had those lines that just made you laugh.

[d-nice]

N*ggas lookin like Larry Holmes flabby and sick, (look at De La Soul!) trying to playa hate on my shit, you eat a fat dick!

[kevlar]

sean price "fuck the world stick my dick in the dirt"

littles the general ("scotian swagger") "she fine plus she giviin me good mind.  dropped outta high school but i'm calling her einstein"

[Raphael]

I hit a nigga off in the head with a chair
The reason for that, the motherfucker he was standin there

MC Ren - Final Frontier

also reminds me of the boondocks

[Play Dirty]

"Invite her
To a gangsta party provide her
With a lotta meat by products
And beat the pootie pot up
And got up
She licked the dick from the top to the bottom
Then she grabbed me by my nuts...and said OOOOOOh I got 'em" Snoop Dogg, True Lies, Last Meal.

Suga is the master!!!
"All that callin' me out my name gon' have u walking down the street barefooted again saying NOT FOR REAL!!"Suga Free in Dj Quik's Do I love her, Balance and Options

"They said Suga Free you finn to buy a new lexus
I said yeah nigga jump in you and your friends coz I'm finn to buy Y'ALL some dresses!" Suga Free, Pimpin

"Ain't this some shit, I'm famous and rich
Got bitches I don't even know claiming my dick" Mystikal, Tarantula, Tarantula,

"My grandmama even called me a dummy
A ignorant lil' bastard how I'm spending my money
I tell her, that's why you ain't fly like your grandson
Handsome, with a pocket full of ransome" Ice Cube, in Westside Connection's Get Ignit, Terrorist Threats

"Trick bitch stay out my car
Coz this bus pass will take your ass just as far!" Soopafly, Are you REady, Welcome To The House vol. 1,

"It's that black nigga Ren, duck when I bust
Make Jada get on these nuts, make Will love to cuss" Mc Ren in Snoop Dogg's  Set It Off, Last Meal

"Shooting the breeze, with a cute Vietnamese, Or was she Lebanese
I think she Chinese
It really don't matter coz they all on their knees" Snoop Dogg, Set it Off, Last Meal,

[Episcop Cruel Cvrle]

"LA home sweet home, King of the west says lets all get along, Rodney King Of the west that is"

[Tanjential]

"LA home sweet home, King of the west says lets all get along, Rodney King Of the west that is"

i'm gonna assume that's crooked?

-T

[drakeshakenbake]

^^^ thats crooked allright.. I myself love suga free, but for the more brutal ones, that make me smile just cuz how sick they are, come from Jedi mind tricks.. Vinnie Paz is just sick!

" Im like benelito mussolini, i rule with an iron fist/ ill stab you in the bladder, and watch you die in your own piss "

" You should head this, im the one who hammered the first nail in jesus "

" We`re a bunch of animals, like noas ark.. "

" im a caged lion, always dying to hurt you/ always a beliver that my rhyming a virtue"

" You are still a disgrace, you sit around with women watching will and grace "

SICK

[Episcop Cruel Cvrle]

"LA home sweet home, King of the west says lets all get along, Rodney King Of the west that is"

i'm gonna assume that's crooked?

-T

yea..thats from that LA CITY song...that line cracked me up. wasnt xpectin sth like that...

[Eddie G.]

"Makin n****** clear the room like a dyke fleeing dick" - Mc Ren in "Hello"

"I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse" - DMX in "Bring Your Whole Crew"

"You hold my dick while he's suckin it" - DMX in "Where The Hood At"

"I know your style - pussy, cuz I'm fuckin it" - DMX in "Where The Hood At"

"I just fucked that bitch that you call your wife" - DMX in "Pump Ya Fists"

"The verbal gential, pissng continually with a pencil" - Dirty Birdy in "Gamed Up"

"Some long ass titties on some grandma shit/But I sucked them anyway/Then put my dick between em" - Dr. Stank in "Take My Life Away"

"I get up in some ass, then break wind like a fart" - Ludacris in "Stop Trippin"

"They'll say they love you while they're wiping your cum off them/ Then they'll run and tell their friends how they found another sucker/To pay a fee for pus-sy, but not meeeeeeeee muthafuckaaaa" - Devin The Dude in "Pimp Life" --> You've gotta listen to this one to fully appreciate it

"Then I wipe off my weapon and turn into the Traveling Man" - Devin The Dude in "Ain't That A Bitch"

[Eddie G.]

"Bitches nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese" - Daz on " A Good Day"

[westcity]

There once was a girl I knew named Bridgette
She asked me was my dick a grown man or a midgette
Of course I had to show her all my balls, ring ding-aling
I whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at Burger King
Nuthin' more said, she grabbed it like a vice grip
And as the D.O.C. do you mind if I nibble this? No.
I took her to the back of the studio
And, she ate up on the doc like a Cheerio
I told the bitch yo please don't bite me
Then she made me scream when she grabbed the balls tightly
So I slapped the bitch for goin' out like a sucka
My dick was in her mouth so she bit the motherfucka
To make her stop I pulled up on her extensions
And left jimmy standin' at attention
The look in my eyes said "Bitch you are gonner"
Now I think back to the day I should a peed on her
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
So ya know Bridgette called me the next day
Just to apologize so I said OK
She claims she wants to make it up to the D.O.C.
And ya know I'm still out to get the pussy
Tried to be nice cause I didn't want to dis her
Passed Mickey D's and went to the Sizzler
Ordered the food she started rubbin' on my knees
Then I could tell that she wanted to fuck me
She said lets get dinner and I had a fit
At ten dollars a plate I said fuck that shit
Yo, that's the main reason our relationship was for me
Why, cause Bridgette was too fuckin' horny
She said please excuse me for a minute
To powder my nose I said yeah I'm with it
She took a long time the food came and I'm chewin'
Thinkin' to my self what the fuck is she doin'
Went to look for her and I heard screamin'
Looked in the room and the waiters were teamin'
Up on a bitch like it ain't no thang
But then I flipped cause it was Bridgette gettin gang banged
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
So you know Bridgette called me the next day
Just to apologize so I said OK
She claims she wants to come over and see me
And do anything to fuck the D.O.C.
She said she loves me but I didn't say loved her
Went to the store and got me some rubbers
Then I made a phone call up to the guys
Boy this bitch is in for big suprise
When she came in put on a slow record
Said a few lines and the bitch got naked
Laid her on the bed and told her suck my dick
Then ran Eazy, Cube, and Dre out the closet
Turned her ass over, Laid the ho on her back
Then we rode the bitch like a mutherfuckin' Amtrack
Dre had the back and Eazy had the front
(I'm behind Ice Cube cause that's where the line started)
Bitch gettin' dogged by the doc and N.W.A.
Dogged the bitch out in each and every way
That's what I thought but with a girl Bridgette
The dumb ass ho, she liked this shit
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo,
Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho
(N.W.A. talking about Brigette)

[Monotone]

see saw in a sixteen switch four
tell a bitch see saw out the front door - Kurupt

[Trauma-san]

Notorious B.I.G. was the greatest at the funny lines.

Probably funniest one ever was that one (I can't find the exact lyrics, can't remember which song)

"Got guns in the closet, guns in the kitchen
got a gun in the shower 'case you try an shoot me while I'm shittin"

[Tha G In Deee]

"There was a black man, a white man, & a Chinese man & God was givin' out hair
He said 'black man what kinda hair you want?' he said 'just ball mine up and throw it here'" -Suga Free

LMAO...

I'll think of some more...

[Noname]

One of the funniest songs ever:

DJ Quik - I Useta Know Her