Dog Farts...

[AlerG]

this is the thread where you post your views, thoughts and experiences with dog farts, whether good or bad.

one time we were taking my old dog to get a haircut and i think he knew where he was going cause that's the only time he really went in the car. so i think he was nervous and he farted a couple times and it was horrendous and then he shit on my sisters lap, it was fucken gross, peace.

[Hittman]

He shitted on your sisters lap, argh that is disgusting.

Put me off my Wispa Gold.  

[=[Euthanasia]=]

LMAO!! Ahhh, thats shit is hella funny. I know exactly what your saying though. My dawg has days when he farts & u jus' wanna flea the scene as quickly as poss   funniest thing is though he knows exactly what he's done cos as soon as I say "ppppaawwwww" he cowers off, probably sniggering 2 himself. It's good in a way though cos if it's you you can jus' blatently blame it on your dog, hehe.

[AlerG]

that's true, this one time i had one of those hot farts that could clear a room and it was in front of my girlfriend, so i blamed it on my dog who was chillen on the couch next to us...i even said let's go somewhere else so she would really think it was the dog, if only he could talk, he would've said "real funny asshole, wait till you see what i leave on your pillow" , peace.

[Doggystylin]

LMAO!!!!!

yeah my dog farts like crazy. and he alwasys comes up to me farts and just gets comfortable and lays down and farts again. and i cant stand smelling my dogs farts. THEY STINK SOOOOO BADDDD!!!!!!

[bLaDe]

LMAO LOLOL

well y dont u guyz put sum mints up the dogs ass   lol that'll keep him from smelling

i'm planing to buy a dog but i dunno which one ...

[Don Seer]

ROFL  

[AlerG]

i think dogs farts smell real bad because since they don't shower they can't wash their ass, and the only way to clean their ass is to lick it...therefor they have a nasty ass dirty ass ASS...i think that's probably why they smell so bad, peace.

[Don Seer]

probably why their breath stinks too!

[Doggystylin]

LMAO LOLOL

well y dont u guyz put sum mints up the dogs ass   lol that'll keep him from smelling

i'm planing to buy a dog but i dunno which one ...

get a rottweiler or pitbull. thats what kind i like

[AlerG]

ok, i'm gonna lick my ass and then i'm gonna blow my breath towards my girlfriend, if she says it smells terrible than i think we found out why dog breath is sooo bad, peace.

[Siberian_Wolf]

Heheh, aler G you some funny guy. Looks like u bring up each one of your topics when it goes too low on the list so that everybody would think that yo thread is the most popular and shit...... C'mon man dont sweat it that much. threadz are not our kids, they die and nothing happens.  

[AlerG]

huh??? what the hell are you talking about   , it ain't fully clear to me, peace.

[Doggystylin]

LOL WTF?

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

its agood thing i dont have a dog!!