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YOU KNOW YOU GHETTO...

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Sikotic™:
I thought this would be a good post since we got all these Ghetto songs from Sticky Fingaz and that guy named Bishop (not the one we know on this board). I know some of them relate to me. Here is my list, y'all add on if ya like:

You Know You Ghetto[/u]

*Riding in a car with headphones on cuz you sounds don't work
*Sprayin your dirty clothes wit febreeze or air freshener so you can wear them again because you don't have a washing machine or change for the laundromat
*Using aluminum foil to insulate the windows
*Driving a hundred thousand dollar car, but still living in the housing projects
*Using an old LP album cover or envelope as a dust pan
*Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it
*Having 3 or more baby momma's/daddies
*Buying rims that cost more than your car
*Turning your phone on in your 4 year old daughter's name because your credit is so fucked up
*When you got no furniture, but a nice ass stereo
*Playin' in the Fire Hydrant
*Using your mama's panty hose as a wave cap
*Quit yo job cuz Child support is being taken out of yo check
*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear
*Sitting on a couch on the front porch
*Died cause it was no air in the house
*Using a jelly jar, pace picante jar, pickle jar, any damn jar for a cup
*Puttin' speakers that have a vibration that is too strong for tha trunk door ta handle in your car anyway, lettin' tha trunk door raddle noisely n' sound fuckin' irritating
*Adding water to yer milk so you have enough
for your cereal.
*Five steel fans and no a.c.
*Callin everybody poooookie
*Two steppin down the graduation line
*2 pitbulls that eat more than you do
*Greasy ass food, shit even the vegetables are greasy

ITW [the irish boy]:
*washing your teeth with a finger and economy tooth paste coz u cant find a toothbrush
*when you work your ass off for £3.50 an hour, and then the boss accuses you of stealing (you gotta eat)and won't pay you
*when you put about twenty pennys in the plate for the bus and hope the driver doesnt count
*when you rock ralph lauren and calvin klein, but only get 3.50 an hour

These are the ones that apply to me, and i dont live in a ghetto

Cliftone_Santiago_909:
awwwwwwww you beat me to it... I was gonna start this post.. lol

from that bishop song
*Graduate from H.S but instead of going to College you go to jail (My Brother)
*Puttin tha fan next to the open window cuz you aint got an A.C
*You can fix anything using only alluminum foil and a metal close hanger
*Rollin' 5 deep in a two seater
*Rollin' around bumpin tha boombox cuz your car speakerz dont work (Kinda like yourz... just more openly ghetto cuz people can tell it's a boombox)
*Going to the store in nothin but shorts and sandals
*Answer tha phone like "Who Dis?"
*Smoke Bud, Drink, Steal, and fuck all kindz of hood rats but still got a gang of Jesus Christ images hangin on your wall
*Everyone famous out tha hood.... yo' cousin (My homie claims Regina from "Living Single" iz his aunt)
*Start bobbin your head back n forth when a car drives by bumpin'
*Drink 40'z with your grandpa who stayz in tha front on a lawn chair all day (I can't hang with his old ass)
*Kick it at the corner liquor store all day knowin you aint got no money to buy shit
*Goin to tha Bud Spot with change (I think they get mad sometimes)
*Know the number to the Welfare Offices by heart
*Use Z's instead Of S's sometimez

Cliftone_Santiago_909:
 Thought of a couple more......

*Buy your clothes at tha swap meet... but still take care and wear them like you're "So Fresh N So Clean"
*Wake up around 2:00 pm
*Eat Corn Flakes for dinner
*Make a mean face everytime you see a police car
*Got like 7 carz in your drive way but only 4 of them work
*Ride a bike to work
*WALK to tha moviez with your girl
*All your dogs have names like, KILLER, RAMBO, and BRUNO
*Got homiez named RISKIE, JOKER, SLINKY and LiL Droopz
*Sleep on tha couch... cuz you aint got no bed
*You're A drop out.... and you're only reason for droppin out is cuz everyon at schoo' iz gay
*Dont have an alarm system, just a sign that sayz you do have one to scare people away

 Yeah, they all pretty much apply to me.... I live in Bloomington CA, ghetto! not really city ghetto though... it'z a raunchy kinda ghetto... I moved like 2 months ago though... still in Bloomington.... just tha nicer part... still mostly only Hispanic people live around here.... just preppier hispanic people I guess...

 And It's one of tha few "Nice" blocks in Bloomas but walk down the street and I can show you 5 different houses to score from ;)

Don Seer:
When there are more shopping trolleys in your street than there are at the local store

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