Freaky Michael Jackson Stuff

[Trauma-san]

Alright, Got Ahold Of Some Freaky Stuff Michael Jackson's Doing.  In Case Yall Don't Know, In The 80's, He Started A Bunch Of The Rumours about Himself, For Publicity.  For Instance, He Started The Oxygen Chamber Rumours, The Elephant Man's Bones Rumours, And The Rumour About The Shrine To Elizabeth Taylor In His House.  He Thought They Were Hamless Publicity, But It Kinda Bit Him.  It DID Get Him WAY Over Though With People.

Now, He's Doing The Same Thing Again, And People Don't Even Realize It.  For The Past Year, Have You Noticed All The Songs 'Reintroducing" Michael? Samples, The 'Smooth Criminal' Remake (The First Michael Jackson Song Ever Remade!)... And He's Making Fun Of Himself...

"I made it to have fun, make fun of myself, and to end that part of video making."


That's His Quote About His New Video. Apparently; Michael's Changing His Image (With Jay-Z, Etc., Biggie).  He Thinks People Think Of Him As A Fag, And Sissie Like, And He's Tired Of That... So He's Gonna Try To Be More Manly Looking, LOL.  In The Video, It's A Montage Of All His Classic Videos (The Knife Scene Is From Beat It, The Clothes From Smooth Criminal, The Girl From The Way You Make Me Feel, Etc. Etc.), And He's Purposely Wearing Heavy-Ass Makeup To Make Fun Of Himself... Man, This Is Crazy, LOL... In The Video, Watch Him Walking Down The Hallway, He's Making Fun Of The Smooth Criminal Video, And Then Bends Over And Dances To Make Fun Of The Billie Jean Video....
I Think Mike's Finally Waking Up To What People Think About Him, And Overdoing It.  BTW, That's What His Whole Black Or White Video Is About Too, But That's Another Thing...
Also, In 95 Or Whenever, When He Collapsed On Stage In NY, He Was Diagnosed With Lupas (spelling?) Another Auto-immune Disorder, Like Vitiligo (His SkinCondition).   Dude's Kinda Sickly, Got A Couple Diseases, But They're Not Life Threatening.  He's Recently Had Nose Reconstruction Surgery, AGAIN, And It Affected His Upper Lip, Which Is Why It Looks So Strange.  Apparently, This Is Something That Isn't Permanent Either, and You'll See It Change Over The Next Few Months... Currently, His Upper Lip Is Almost Paralyzed, Making His Speech Funny (But It's Temporary)... Man, This Is ALL From Him Too, Not Just Rumours, stuff He's Commented On.  WTF? This Is Crazy, Guy's A Morph Or Something...

He's Also ATTEMPTING To Take Drugs That Will Die His Skin Back A Little Darker, But It Only Works In Some People.  Some A Yall With Friends With Vitiligo Probably Heard Of This.  He Doesn't Wanna Change Everything All At Once, Because It'll Look STrange, So He's Tryna Just Slowly Change His Image (He's Already Changed His Clothes To New Lookin' Stuff)

He Was A Vegetarian Until 8 Months Ago, And Started Eating Meat Again, Which Has Really Improved His Health.  Peeps With Vitiligo Are Vegetarian A Lot Because It Helps The Condition, But On Him It Wasn't Helping So He Scrapped It.

As Far As His Dancing, Supposedly He's Invented New Moves, One Called The Skyliner, Which Is Something That Looks Like You're Falling, But You CAtch Yourself Before You Hit The Ground, Supposed To Look Amazing.  

Sony Execs Are Saying That Out Of The Songs On His Album, "You Rock My World" Is About An 8, And "Cry" Is About A 7, With Other Songs On The Album Being 9's And 10's.  DAMN I Wanna Find A Bootleg Of This.  "You Rock My World" Was Meant As An End To His Old Sound, And Was Recorded Using The Same Microphones He Used To Record "Thriller".  Wow... LOL...  Sony Has Said For a Year They're Going To "Work him Back In" To The Audience, And Supposedly Released The Old Sounding Song First...

Anyways, I Just Thought All This Was Freaky How He's Playing The Media, And Everybodys' Buying It.  Man, He's A Genius About This Stuff...I Say This Album Will PROBABLY Go Diamond.

[Doggystylin]

WHOA!!! thats strange, weird  

[Sikotic™]

I hope its true. It would be funny. People that were making fun of him all of a sudden respect him again. LOL

I was wondering what that "penguin walk" he was doing down the railing was all about. Now it all makes sense.

[Trauma-san]

Yeah, He Danced Like That In Smooth Criminal, When He Spun Around Real Slow.  And Then He Bends Over And Grabs His Hip, Really Funny (I Think It's Hilarious, Like He Don't Care What Peeps Think) Because Remember He Does That InBillie Jean... Remember? He's Bending Over, Snapping His Fingers Near His Feet, Back And Forth, Kinda Stepping In Place... He Did It A Lot On The Motown 25th Thing.  It's Really Crazy Seeing Him Bring History Back Like That.  The Performance He Did At The '95 VMA's Was Unbelievable, He Perfectly Recreated That Performance... And Live It's EvenBetter Now...

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

Hey I think this album will beat tha record 4 tha most sold in it's debut week.........

[Trauma-san]

You Think So? I Dunno, But I Hope, Of Course.  I Don't Think It'll Be THAT Huge, But It'll Be About As Big As Jay Z's Album Is Right Now.  I Dunno, MIke Might Just Blow It Outta The Water, Though.  This Videos' Gonna Be Huge.

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

Jay z? will people stop comparin dat fool 2 tha top artists like Pac and MJ..........

Anywayz I think this will go at least platinum in tha first week, If dat doesnt happen then MJ's status is fallin off........

[Trauma-san]

Yeah, I Agree, It'll Go Plat In The First Week.  

[Big BpG]

In his smooth criminal video, he does this move where he leans forward to like the ground and i was like 'WTF"!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't knwo if it was a machine helping him, but he was standing on his feet and all the way forward ... I tried that and fell on my azz... if he did that, well , science better take a look at him.

-Big BpG

[Trauma-san]

Nah, It's A Stage Trick, But I Ain't sayin' How They Did It  He Does That Live Too...

[bLaDe]

In his smooth criminal video, he does this move where he leans forward to like the ground and i was like 'WTF"!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't knwo if it was a machine helping him, but he was standing on his feet and all the way forward ... I tried that and fell on my azz... if he did that, well , science better take a look at him.

-Big BpG

I know man that move really amazed me, this is wht i got:

How does Michael do the 45-degree lean in "Smooth Criminal"?
It was observed on videotape of the Bucharest concert that when he performed the song on the Dangerous Tour, little metal hooks popped up through the stage, and the dancers anchored their heels onto these studs to allow them to complete the maneuver. In order to distract the audience's attention from what they were doing, another dancer came on stage with an explosion. How the move was accomplished for the video clip is unknown

courtisy of http://www.mjifc.com/

[HHH]

[Lil Jay]

daaamn I didnt even know tat, I thought it was real, that dude is FAAAKE..

lol

[Big BpG]

Yea, for real, if you need to metal hooks to make yourself fall to a 45 degree angle, then your fake, jermaine hit it on the dot!



-Big BpG

[Trauma-san]

Haha, It Would Still Be Hard, To Not Fall On Your Ass, You'd Have To Keep Your Legs Locked, And Be Strong Enough To Pull Youself Back Up With Your Ankles, But Yeah, That's How He Does It.  Yall GOTTA See it Live, it's Unbelievable.  They're Dancing, Then This Guy Runs Out With A Bomb... Throws It At Them (Their Side Of The Stage is Dark), When The Dynamite Goes Off, And The Smoke Clears, The Lights Are On Them, And They All Do That Lean Shit, Then Come Back Up.  He Looks Around, Then You See Him Moonwalk A couple Steps (To Slide Outta The Hooks), And Then Starts Dancing Again.  It's Incredible As Hell.


OH, BTW, You Know How He Ended The Concert?  Changed into A SpaceSuit, Strapped On A Jet Pack, And Flew Outta The Stadium (No Wires, No Nothing, Actually used A Jet Backpack To Fly Outta The Stadium) Then They Say "Michael Jackson Has left The Building).