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Spiderman 3...sucks
« on: May 06, 2007, 01:42:07 PM »
shitty movie.

Kirsten Dunst = ugliest woman alive


I had high hopes...but then I rememberd how shitty of an actor toby is....dude is so Emo.
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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2007, 04:08:57 PM »
It wasnt that bad dude. not enough action but w/e

kool nonetheless

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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2007, 04:28:17 PM »
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this movie was ass. sandman kills his uncle and he lets him float off into the wind? what the fuck? and venom gets 10 minutes screen time?! they shouldve left it with harry + sandman, and have venom introduced at the last second, then save venom + carnage for 4-6

they've already agreed to do spiderman 4-6, just don't have the cast or director selected

hopefully they don't fuck it up any further
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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2007, 04:59:08 PM »
shitty movie.

Kirsten Dunst = ugliest woman alive


I had high hopes...but then I rememberd how shitty of an actor toby is....dude is so Emo.

I've been telling this since the first movie, Toby is a lil faggot with no muscles i would bust up his nose and throw some punches in his grill. They should do a movie of spider man vs batman and let bruce wayne kicks his lil girly ass. Kristen is ugly 2 , i agree. I dont need to see that movie, neither the second one
 

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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2007, 05:04:42 PM »
I wouldn't say Kirsten Dunst is ugly, but she is way overrated.
 

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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2007, 05:07:19 PM »
Ted...she's ugly lol

 

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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2007, 07:01:30 PM »
i dont give a fuck what you guys say i thought spider man 3 was tight.Kirsten DUnst is not the sexiest girl but she fit the role of mary jane and as for Toby being weak if you ever read the comic books thats exactly how peter parker was and he is on point.
 

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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2007, 07:55:39 PM »
^ you read the comics and you're happy with the movie?

the movie was ass, sony should find a new writer and director for 4-6, keep raimi away from the movies after this steaming pile
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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2007, 09:28:14 PM »
 

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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2007, 09:39:09 PM »
movie was cheesy as fuck,  the fight scenes were good tho....but it helped that i was ripped and saw it at the IMAX
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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2007, 11:22:12 PM »
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The openning scene was Harry fighting Spider, and i remembered how many villians was in it, so I was like, OK, we are in for a ride. Then it was build up after build up, which I was ok with, but there was so much that I thought had to change. First off, Sandman should have stayed dead. Sandman was great for enraging Spidy, which forced him to use the black suit to be strong enough to kill him. From there, he should be fighting Harry until he takes off the black suit when he hit MJ. All this time, build up Brook Jr. I mean, you cast Topher Grace, basically Tobey's bastard dork brother to play his evil twin, and you don't build up Brook at all. Instead of building up Sandman, once he died, you could be building up Eddie Brook Jr. Then Harry lets Eddie Brook, or at now Venom, know all of Spidy's secrets, and lays down the fight between now a Peter Parker wanting to redeem himself, and his best friend, and dorking Venom twin. In there, Harry dies some how, I really don't care, and Venom gets away. Since Kirsten Dunst is not signed to part 4, you can write her off and have Peter go into part 4 fighting Venom pissed off, or keep her on, it really doesn't matter then. But the biggest mistake, Spidy forgiving Sandman, because that defeats his purpose of fighting crime. It's like Batman, once he has come to peace with his parents death, then his not Batman no more. Once Spidy comes to peace with himself about his uncle, then his not Spiderman no more, His Peter Parker in bad bj's.

As for Raimi, I wouldn't say he needs to leave. He did so well in the first two. When part 2 was better than part 1, I thought to myself, they got someone who can get it right. Then in the biggest stage of his career he choked. If he doesn't try to over do it, and that's what part 3 was, over done, then he can get it right. But he tried too hard, and like someone that tries too hard, he failed.
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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2007, 04:59:43 PM »
i dont give a fuck what you guys say i thought spider man 3 was tight.Kirsten DUnst is not the sexiest girl but she fit the role of mary jane and as for Toby being weak if you ever read the comic books thats exactly how peter parker was and he is on point.

no she wasn't..Mary Jane is bad ass New Yorker...Kirstan Dunst is a dud
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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2007, 06:26:32 PM »
Ted...she's ugly lol
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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2007, 10:36:09 PM »
It was dissapointing, but I wouldn't say it sucked.
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Re: Spiderman 3...sucks
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2007, 10:54:50 PM »
they should have had alyissa milino play spyd's bitch.


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