Dubcc's thread of truth(about you)

[Soulful]

aight got the idea from another dope forum i thought it'd be fun to try it here

just share some crazy funny strange facts about youselves, or share embarissin moments, stuff that yall normally wouldnt tell other people..dont be shy guys,i'll go first

when i was in dominican republic i was by myself one day in santa domingo and really had to take a piss and there wasnt a place to piss ANYWHERE near, and it was so bad i couldnt even think straight or act right lol.so finally i find a guy on the street that let me use hes toilet in his house, he shows me the toilet n its a dark room i didnt see the toilet(u know how it takes a couple of seconds before u can see when entering a room with almost no light at all) i only saw a wall and right at that moment my most logical guess was that he actually pisses on one of the walls, so i pissed on the whole wall, after i was finished i looked the other way n was now able to see the toilet.
a nice guy let me use his toilet and i decided to piss on his wall

i jus said thanks n got the fuck outta there!

i got more stories n shit..i'll post more later, share some funny stories or facts about yall!

[Elevz]

I once fell asleep on the last train of the day, only to wake up as the train DEPARTED from the station where I was supposed to get OFF the train. I had to wait for the next train station (15 miles ahead). I wanted to call someone to pick me up, but -of course- the battery of my phone ran empty. No taxi's, no trains, no busses, no money, no nothing. Just the empty streets of a city I didn't know. I decided to walk back to my city: a couple hours of walking would do. I had walked about two miles when I started to wonder whether I was actually going in the right direction. I couldn't find any signs with directions, so I thought I'd stop a passing car to ask for directions.

A man of about 45 years old stopped and told me he was actually on his way to my city (liar tbh). He would bring me all the way to the bridge, like a mile and a half from the train station where I left my bike. He was a weird guy, probably under the influence of something (alcohol/weed, I couldn't tell). Half way he asked me if he could please suck my dick, because he was curious about how it would feel to give head. I... Kindly told him I'm not a homosexual, nor do I feel the urge to experience any intimacy with a man. He dropped me off at the bridge anyway, and I've never seen him again, except for in my nightmares...

One of those stories that keep haunting you for years 

[JMan]

^

[Raphael]

Half way he asked me if he could please suck my dick, because he was curious about how it would feel to give head. I... Kindly told him I'm not a homosexual, nor do I feel the urge to experience any intimacy with a man. He dropped me off at the bridge anyway, and I've never seen him again, except for in my nightmares...

lmfao!!!!!!

[Soulful]

haha muphuckin propz 11'z!!!that shit made me lmao!

[Soulful]

i have something against fat kids(i know its wrong) and i enjoy vids like this very much:

http://www.break.com/index/edgarflip.html

[QuietTruth]

LMAO at both stories.

[Primo]

hahaha. That one phrase would haunt my dreams forever.

[rik]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Narrator]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Yeah, I can relate to that...I've shot many, many thousands of crackers over the years because it was Allah's will.

[Mac 10 †]

So many stories....so little time.

[The Watcher]

the first time i went to a nightclub with some friends, there was a guy who was constantly trying to get me to dance with him, kept trying to get near me or whatever. after he did it the first time, we kicked his ass down some stairs, 10 minutes later he comes back, in a brand new set of clothes and tries the same shit. again, he goes down the stairs, comes back AGAIN 15 minutes later in a NEW set of clothes, so we just up & left

[Mr Angry]

Stories? shit son i got them all....

just the other week im in the club sitting at the bar keeping sh1t under control when this guy comes upto me saying i look hot. Im about ready to bust his skull with the iron bar i keep in my jacket when he gave me his card. im like "fuck no" but then he starts on about how he aiunt seen sh1t like me in his whole career. Normally its just prettyy boy twigs but he said he was liking the strong ass Polish flavor i was dishing up to the crowds.


Went down to his studio, receptionist 10 is all over me n sh1t, i tell her im there to see this guy and shes like "sorry, this shoot's for teens, mens shoot ius tomorrow" in my head im thinking "damn right, 18 inches son" but i give her a flash of the ivories and tell her who i am. I left her shpocked ass face eyeing me up as i struted into the studio.

Fashion queers are all over me, throwing Armani and Gucci sh1t all over my jacked frame, the frame this sh1t was made for. "Better get the XXXL" one guy says while the other is eyeing me up like im the catch of the day. i ask him if he likes his brain inside his skull and he runs off to a rail like the b1tch he is.

Throw on a leather jacket, damn near tore the sleeve trying to squeeze in my jacked up biceps, pussy assed photographer almost had a heart attack when i started posing. Had top use the wide lens to get me all in one shot. Didnt need makeup n sh1t, classic strong ass good looks girls go widl for and men wish they had.

Guys aer coming in from every room, checkin this sh1t out. Im hearing "de niro meets schwarzenegger" this kid is red h0t", "i hope they are ready for this" and "damn!, hes too jacked for mainstream" all the while im thinking "hell yeah son"

ABout an hour later and im done, musta be about 100 people in the room now, getting the eye from about 20 different girls, theyve got me on the back of a Harley, wearing a wifebeater, badboy sh1t. Get up to leave and im like "im keeping this bike", one pussy assed guy trties to talk sh1t but the others tell him to stfu cause they know the kinda shit i mangle on the streets.

Ill be up inside the cover of every major fashion amagzine soon, another quarter mil in the bank, aint shit to me.

[Smoke Break]

Guys aer coming in from every room, checkin this sh1t out. Im hearing "de niro meets schwarzenegger" this kid is red h0t", "i hope they are ready for this" and "damn!, hes too jacked for mainstream" all the while im thinking "hell yeah son"

lmao

[Bones01]

cool idea lmao at both those stories