House Centipedes

[BCG1]

Some say god created all creatures for a reason, but I can't understand for the life of me what is the purpose of these ugly ass muthafuckas. Every damn summer I'll see some from time to time in the basement which is where I chill the most.

Well I guess the main reason for this post was to ask does anyone else feel the same as me, or have encountered these ugly ass centipedes.

[Chief]

yep, in australia we have big ass centipedes.

[jeromechickenbone]

I see hella scorpions.  fuck those motherfuckers.

[acgrundy]

damn I have never seen a centipede indoors...I seen a lot of them outdoors growing up tho...I was always hella scared of them.  Anyone ever been stung by one or a scorpion?

[::Mr. Hahn::]

yep, in australia we have big ass centipedes.

Really? Where about in AU u live?

[QuietTruth]

Holy hell. Them lil muthafuckas. Let me tell ya.

One time I was in the basement wit my cousin at my grandmother's house and I'm a lil bitch when it comes to certain bugs, espiaclly spiders. So I see something BIG runnin' up on the stairs and I'm like, what the FUCK was that, gettin' all scared and shit. And I'm standing there like, 'you saw that big ass spider? It's HUGE.'

Of couse it was hiding under a stair and I'm tellin' this muthafucka to get it and he's tellin' me to shut up and shit cuz it's only a lil bug. Yeahhhhh. That LONGGG ASS 100 LEGGED CRITTER came runnin' out from under and up the wall, it wasn't no small ass thang now. Practically pissed my pants.

I feel you dude. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

[StevenQBosell]

I'm lucky here in LA LA Land, it's too much desert for those little fuckers...

But when I go to Barbados a few times a year... oh my god, they are hideous, I can't stand those little shits. God I don't wanna get bit by a damn centipede.

In Barbados we also have millipedes, kinda like centipedes, but they're harmless.

Harmless, but still creepy as a muthafukka!

[BCG1]

Of couse it was hiding under a stair and I'm tellin' this muthafucka to get it and he's tellin' me to shut up and shit cuz it's only a lil bug. Yeahhhhh. That LONGGG ASS 100 LEGGED CRITTER came runnin' out from under and up the wall, it wasn't no small ass thang now. Practically pissed my pants.

I feel you dude. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Yeah I gotta few stories about them also, one was on the ceiling in my dining room by the computer, I never get close to those things so I sprayed it with some windex, and it fell and ran under my computer. that ruined my night cause I wasn't gonna go anywhere near my computer thinking that it might run up my legs or some shit if I sat down, so i just went to bed and the next day i sprayed my house up like crazy with that home defense max.

[QuietTruth]

Of couse it was hiding under a stair and I'm tellin' this muthafucka to get it and he's tellin' me to shut up and shit cuz it's only a lil bug. Yeahhhhh. That LONGGG ASS 100 LEGGED CRITTER came runnin' out from under and up the wall, it wasn't no small ass thang now. Practically pissed my pants.

I feel you dude. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Yeah I gotta few stories about them also, one was on the ceiling in my dining room by the computer, I never get close to those things so I sprayed it with some windex, and it fell and ran under my computer. that ruined my night cause I wasn't gonna go anywhere near my computer thinking that it might run up my legs or some shit if I sat down, so i just went to bed and the next day i sprayed my house up like crazy with that home defense max.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear you, that shit is crazy. Don't you get itchy after that shit? Eww. Especially when you watch them thangs run, all their lil legs. Oh - my - God.

That windex shit is too funny, though.

[Primo]

Them things are gross and quick.

[Lunatic]

Holy hell. Them lil muthafuckas. Let me tell ya.

 I'm a lil bitch when it comes to certain bugs, espiaclly spiders/



I feel you dude. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

summed it up for me

[Bedford Iz Active]

Over these past years i've barely seen any Centipedes, hell i only like read about 'em in books, for some weird reason this summer in the U.K i've come across approx 5 within 2 weeks on the street and shit, i've never had one in the house, but supposdly they're poisonous aren't they or something?? Sudden outburts with new bugs here. Hell i've got 3 lil spot tings on my hand that seem to be bites or something, i don't know where they came from  ...I'd hate to run into a Scorpion. I fear those, i've never seen one either as well 

[Paul]

I'm a lil bitch when it comes to certain bugs, espiaclly spiders.