It's June 16, 2024, 07:43:55 AM
Got this from another forum, it Cracked me up. lolFoxy Brown, Lil Kim and J-Lo would be the school sluts. P Diddy would be the rich, annoying dork.Jay-Z would be the dude who screwed the hottest chick at the school and everybody envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his CliqueD-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecomingR Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz. Ashanti would be the head cheerleader.The Game would be the guy always actin' tough and trying to get attention but everybody ignoredSuge Knight would be the school bully.Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a novel of sorts. Everyone would respect him, but he wouldn’t have any real friendsBusta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention....and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunchJa Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like Tupac and getting smacked up. Even Canibus beat him up50 cent would be the bad boy, always bragging about surviving 9 shots, getting all the girls attention, and all the guys would hate on him but be too scared to front with him.Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, andmost of the guys hateThe St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their affiliation with NellyProject Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his ownTweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or notChristina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boysTwista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.Jay Dee was the one dude nobody thought was cool until he dropped out.Timbaland would be the fat kid who got real buff his senior year.Method Man and Redman would be the stoners, always smelled weedMad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyoneMariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys Clipse would be their connection, always dealing drugsMissy Elliot would be the girl that everybody thought was a dikeAnd last but not least....Prodigy would be the only male in dance class
Canibus would be the one chillin all up in them chemistry labs, kickin it with the science teachers...
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.