Superhead Strikes Again (no homo)

[morbidenigma]

August 01, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com got its hands on what we're told is an excerpt from Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries. According to our source, this is from the chapter where Karrine rates men in the hip hop industry. Ladies and gentleman, this right here is off the chains...

JUELZ SANTANA:
How was it?
It was good. He’s really wild in bed, and don’t let the ‘No homo’ stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His d*ck is like a baseball bat, but it’s thick too like a overgrown German sausage. He likes to pull hair a lot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.

50 CENT:
What’s your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as I assumed it would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.

How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, I went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.

Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves ti**ies and a*s. I happen to have them both so I guess that's why he immediately came on to me.

He came on to you?
Actually he did, I wanted him either way, so if I had to come on to him, or he did, I was still going to get him.


YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His d*ck was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.

Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn’t a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.

When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.

Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his CD came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There’s a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.

USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorryfor him. So I fu**ed him.

Were you disappointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we “fu**ed” and it was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It was NOT me either. So I'm like babes? What's that smell. He tried to make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.

How was the sex?
It was fu**ing horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

Are there any celebs you’d want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I’d fu** Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.

List of Rappers

Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant f**k
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol’ Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peace
Clipse - They’re both long but they cant f**k and Pusha T’s breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a p**sy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but can't f**k and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an a**hole personality
Mase - Long but he has an a**hole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can f**k
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant f**k. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant f**k
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant f**k
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can fuck forever
Fabolous - big d**k but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he’s impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick
__________________

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Lol.

[StevenQBosell]

LOL @ "description" but his breath stinks

[ωεεźγ ғ]

she has fucked game too

[Canuck]

i call BS

[Bedford Iz Active]

Lololol that was a joke and a half man, no way that chick has fucked so many stars in the game.

[QuietTruth]

She did the whole industry!! Tell me she don't got something and I ain't believing you.

Even Missy and Da Brat??

LMFAO!!

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor

LMAO

[Lunatic]

lmao this is fake, or this bitch the biggest hoe of all time

[QuietTruth]

No frontin', she's fine as fuck though.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

lmao this is fake, or this bitch the biggest hoe of all time

It's not fake...this bitch is famous for being a hoe. There's another one out there- The Video Vixen, forgot her name.

[Lunatic]

lmao this is fake, or this bitch the biggest hoe of all time

It's not fake...this bitch is famous for being a hoe. There's another one out there- The Video Vixen, forgot her name.

i know she famous for being a hoe, i seen her sex tape lol

but damn that's a long list

this bitch fuckin with da brat and missy elliot 2

[Canuck]

i dont think that many rappers would still fuck with her after she snitched the first time, and i thought she said she stopped fucking with rappers after her first book as well

[Oklin]

lmao this is fake, or this bitch the biggest hoe of all time

It's not fake...this bitch is famous for being a hoe. There's another one out there- The Video Vixen, forgot her name.

LMFAO that you believe this!!! I wasn't sure when i read the first part with Juelz Santana, 50 Cent, Young Buck & Usher. But when I came to the list it was easy to see that it's fake!

[GangstaBoogy]

This same thing (minus the bottom list) was posted before as some anonymous groupie. Her pussy must be damn good if she's managed to fuck all those rappers, and call their names out, and not suffer any consequences.