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Don Jacob

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the second greatest bodily function is....
« on: August 23, 2007, 11:40:59 PM »
....dominating a good shit. am i right? the feeling  is only second to busting that good nut.


i don't know i just slayed the most awesome turd in the world. i was in pain before, my stomach felt like it was getting bombed by a suicidal iraqi . then pinched that good loaf, and now i feel like i weigh 50 lbs less. the feeling is so great i think i could do a ballerina style 360 degree double kick flip back slide turn pike nose grind ollie in Hans christian anderson's version of the Nut Cracker,lol.
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2007, 11:49:14 PM »
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 12:04:29 AM »
fuck dipcc
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 12:08:52 AM »
Shitting at home with great literature (and toilet paper) at my disposal is my version of heaven on earth.
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 12:10:08 AM »
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Don Jacob

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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 12:51:02 AM »
no, just down for the crown  8)
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2007, 01:01:55 AM »
Quote from: Don Jacob on August 23, 2007, 11:40:59 PM
....dominating a good shit. am i right? the feeling  is only second to busting that good nut.


You wanna know the bilogical explanation for that? The man's g-spot is up his ass, so when you take a shit the doodoo hits the g-spot and that gives you that good feeling. Women will never understand why men love to take a shit because their g-spot is not up their ass.
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2007, 01:04:01 AM »
Quote from: M-A-U-Z-I-P on August 24, 2007, 01:01:55 AM
You wanna know the bilogical explanation for that? The man's g-spot is up his ass, so when you take a shit the doodoo hits the g-spot and that gives you that good feeling. Women will never understand why men love to take a shit because their g-spot is not up their ass.
You took the joy out of all future doodies.
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2007, 02:07:05 AM »
Quote from: M-A-U-Z-I-P on August 24, 2007, 01:01:55 AM
The man's g-spot is up his ass

Oklin knows what's up
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2007, 02:25:08 AM »
Quote from: Sikotic Is Back Like Cooked Crack, Ya Dig? on August 24, 2007, 01:04:01 AM
Quote from: M-A-U-Z-I-P on August 24, 2007, 01:01:55 AM
You wanna know the bilogical explanation for that? The man's g-spot is up his ass, so when you take a shit the doodoo hits the g-spot and that gives you that good feeling. Women will never understand why men love to take a shit because their g-spot is not up their ass.
You took the joy out of all future doodies.

ditto.
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2007, 08:46:09 AM »
You're welcome.
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2007, 11:26:29 AM »
Quote from: Robert de Negro on August 24, 2007, 02:07:05 AM
Quote from: M-A-U-Z-I-P on August 24, 2007, 01:01:55 AM
The man's g-spot is up his ass

Oklin knows what's up

LOL...Mauzip was the original Oklin, so it doesn't surprise me that he knows that....
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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2007, 02:28:06 PM »
Quote from: M-A-U-Z-I-P on August 24, 2007, 01:01:55 AM
Quote from: Don Jacob on August 23, 2007, 11:40:59 PM
....dominating a good shit. am i right? the feeling  is only second to busting that good nut.


You wanna know the bilogical explanation for that? The man's g-spot is up his ass, so when you take a shit the doodoo hits the g-spot and that gives you that good feeling. Women will never understand why men love to take a shit because their g-spot is not up their ass.
http://digg.com/podcasts/sex_is_fun/27195 (click watch)

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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2007, 03:10:07 PM »
Quote from: M-A-U-Z-I-P on August 24, 2007, 01:01:55 AM
Quote from: Don Jacob on August 23, 2007, 11:40:59 PM
....dominating a good shit. am i right? the feeling  is only second to busting that good nut.


You wanna know the bilogical explanation for that? The man's g-spot is up his ass, so when you take a shit the doodoo hits the g-spot and that gives you that good feeling. Women will never understand why men love to take a shit because their g-spot is not up their ass.

hm strange, i feel a kind of satisfaction too, well who gives a SHIT anyhow?


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Re: the second greatest bodily function is....
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2007, 04:52:20 PM »
Quote from: I TO DA GEEZY on August 24, 2007, 03:10:07 PM
Quote from: M-A-U-Z-I-P on August 24, 2007, 01:01:55 AM
Quote from: Don Jacob on August 23, 2007, 11:40:59 PM
....dominating a good shit. am i right? the feeling  is only second to busting that good nut.


You wanna know the bilogical explanation for that? The man's g-spot is up his ass, so when you take a shit the doodoo hits the g-spot and that gives you that good feeling. Women will never understand why men love to take a shit because their g-spot is not up their ass.

hm strange, i feel a kind of satisfaction too, well who gives a SHIT anyhow?


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