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Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« on: September 14, 2007, 10:24:34 AM »
Did Mary-Kate Olsen Drop Baby Bombshell?

September 13, 2007, 12:13 pm PDT

NEW YORK, New York (September 13, 2007) " The perennially press shy Mary-Kate Olsen paid a visit to Conan O'Brien on Wednesday night and dropped a bombshell.

"I'm pregnant," she told the "Late Night" audience.

But is the 21-year-old Mary-Kate really ready to step into motherhood?

Alas it was pure sass, as she was merely talking about a chance encounter with a potential suitor who made her an interesting offer.

"Do guys ever just come up to you on the street and strike up a conversation or are they too intimidated?" Conan asked her.

"Occasionally they do come up, but they say the weirdest things sometimes. Like the other day, somebody asked me if he could make me tomato soup," Mary-Kate explained. "I looked at him and said 'I love tomato soup.'"

"And now I'm pregnant," she smiled, drawing laughter and applause from the crowd.

And for all those out there who were thinking about approaching the socialite, what exactly is she looking for in a guy?

Here's a hint: you may want to look like Conan.

"I just have to say, I am a huge fan," she told the "Late Night" host. "I have a bit of a crush."

Mary-Kate appeared on the show to promote her new role on the Showtime hit "Weeds."




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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2007, 12:40:12 PM »
i would be scared to hit that shit.
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2007, 01:39:53 PM »
i would be scared to hit that shit.

yeah man youre dick might fall off, id let her suck on it tho.
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2007, 08:56:50 PM »
I would've hit it in 2002 for sure, but I'll pass on it today. Her sister isn't as screwed up though.
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2007, 09:49:14 PM »
One can't be pregnant without the other? I should've gotten em both pregnant a few years ago when they were hot.
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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2007, 12:45:13 PM »
I know a girl who looks like this:



with long curly scrunched brown hair, oh my God niggas, she's so fine. Looks just fuckin' like her too, brown eyes though. Damn.
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2007, 12:47:14 PM »
I dunno why people hate on 'em so much, they're not THAT bad...
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2007, 12:58:03 PM »
their faces are cute but their bodies are fucking disgusting.Its truely all bones with them chicks the have no meat whatsoever.
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2007, 01:35:21 PM »
That fetus would be considered a parasite for her 65 pound ass.
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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2007, 03:40:28 PM »
they've always been gross looking to me.


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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2007, 05:17:41 PM »
I would fuck her, get a kid and kick it on the hills and with some pina colada's and shit then invite my boys and go to the hollywood party's and shit.
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2007, 05:33:17 PM »
I know a girl who looks like this:



with long curly scrunched brown hair, oh my God niggas, she's so fine. Looks just fuckin' like her too, brown eyes though. Damn.
right there she actually looks really good, but that b/c you cant see how skinny she is.
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2007, 05:46:49 PM »
I know a girl who looks like this:



with long curly scrunched brown hair, oh my God niggas, she's so fine. Looks just fuckin' like her too, brown eyes though. Damn.
right there she actually looks really good, but that b/c you cant see how skinny she is.

yeah shes smoking there
 

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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2007, 06:19:21 PM »
She's kinda got that Topanga thing goin on in that picture........I miss Topanga, BTW.
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Re: Mary-Kate Olsen is Pregnant?
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2007, 07:19:21 PM »
She's kinda got that Topanga thing goin on in that picture........I miss Topanga, BTW.


yeeesssss topanga was the ishhhh  ohh man you jut opened the sweet spot for me lol