Jury Duty.

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

ive got my 3rd request.  i dont wanna go cause i figure, when/if i actually show up, they'll just give me an unvitation and revoke my summons when they see im a half black half indian-fijian looking terrorist who just happens to be muslim.  thats like 3 strikes right there.  i think thats a pretty good excuse, for sure.   

[swangin and bangin]

tell em you no inglish

[Sikotic™]

Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.

[Don Jacob]

i always put that financial hardship thing on there. once they didn't accept it, and i just went in there talking about how much i hated america ....havn't gotten another piece of paper from them.

[JMan]

just claim your prejudiced against everyone and anyone  and if that dont work, threaten to send OJ down

[Eddie G.]

Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.

i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^LOL, seriously.

[Dodgers#1]

trash them cuz thats just a waste of time

[Tanjential]

dude, 90% of the time you call them up the night before and they tell you not to come. it's happened tom me 3 times like that.

-T

[Sikotic™]

Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.

i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.

It's all rumor, man. I got a squeaky, clean record. You really think they're gonna waste the time and money to issue a warrant for a person who is delinquent with jury duty? Hell no.

They don't want none of this. If they want me, they gotta roll through the suburbs first. Let's see if they survive.

[Tanjential]

Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.

i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.

It's all rumor, man. I got a squeaky, clean record. You really think they're gonna waste the time and money to issue a warrant for a person who is delinquent with jury duty? Hell no.

They don't want none of this. If they want me, they gotta roll through the suburbs first. Let's see if they survive.

NOT all rumor. My friend got fucked with by the cops for a bench warrant just the other day.

That shit CAN bite you in the ass.

-T

[Vinnie]

just claim your prejudiced against everyone and anyone  and if that dont work, threaten to send OJ down

My buddy ended up with 80 hours of counseling for this, 40 for anger management and 40 for acceptance.  The anger management had nothing to do with how he handled the situation, rather it was issued to ensure that he did not act out on his "hatred for non-whites."

[lazy_sunday]

Show up late... they might just send you home... did that to me once..

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL@Sikotic... you say a lot of funny shit, but sometimes it's unintentional.  It doesn't take much to file a warrant...I've had warrants for parking tickets...PeACe

[MontrealCity's Most]

Do like Larry David did

http://youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU