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Jury Duty.
« on: September 20, 2007, 11:56:26 PM »
ive got my 3rd request.  i dont wanna go cause i figure, when/if i actually show up, they'll just give me an unvitation and revoke my summons when they see im a half black half indian-fijian looking terrorist who just happens to be muslim.  thats like 3 strikes right there.  i think thats a pretty good excuse, for sure.   ;D
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 12:10:29 AM »
tell em you no inglish
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 12:12:51 AM »
Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2007, 12:17:07 AM »
i always put that financial hardship thing on there. once they didn't accept it, and i just went in there talking about how much i hated america ....havn't gotten another piece of paper from them.
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2007, 05:44:39 AM »
just claim your prejudiced against everyone and anyone  ;) and if that dont work, threaten to send OJ down
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2007, 09:47:11 AM »
Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.
i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2007, 10:53:15 AM »
^LOL, seriously. :grumpy:
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2007, 11:13:30 AM »
trash them cuz thats just a waste of time
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2007, 12:47:56 PM »
dude, 90% of the time you call them up the night before and they tell you not to come. it's happened tom me 3 times like that.

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2007, 01:09:05 AM »
Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.
i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.
It's all rumor, man. I got a squeaky, clean record. You really think they're gonna waste the time and money to issue a warrant for a person who is delinquent with jury duty? Hell no.

They don't want none of this. If they want me, they gotta roll through the suburbs first. Let's see if they survive.
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2007, 02:01:57 AM »
Bring a black glove and pump your fist.

But better yet, just fuck it. I got 3 summons too and I trashed them all.
i think you can get a warrant issued for your arrest if you just don't show up.  you have to make up an excuse at least.
It's all rumor, man. I got a squeaky, clean record. You really think they're gonna waste the time and money to issue a warrant for a person who is delinquent with jury duty? Hell no.

They don't want none of this. If they want me, they gotta roll through the suburbs first. Let's see if they survive.

NOT all rumor. My friend got fucked with by the cops for a bench warrant just the other day.

That shit CAN bite you in the ass.

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2007, 12:40:37 PM »
just claim your prejudiced against everyone and anyone  ;) and if that dont work, threaten to send OJ down

My buddy ended up with 80 hours of counseling for this, 40 for anger management and 40 for acceptance.  The anger management had nothing to do with how he handled the situation, rather it was issued to ensure that he did not act out on his "hatred for non-whites."
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2007, 07:53:52 AM »
Show up late... they might just send you home... did that to me once..
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2007, 12:25:52 PM »
LOL@Sikotic... you say a lot of funny shit, but sometimes it's unintentional.  It doesn't take much to file a warrant...I've had warrants for parking tickets...PeACe
 

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Re: Jury Duty.
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2007, 03:22:41 PM »