Lyrics to the Grouch's "Artsy"...so fucking hilarious

[Tanjential]

Artsy
by The Grouch.

You ain't artsier than me...
Cuz you got sideburns and a vintage Tee

i said You ain't artsier than me...
Cuz you pluck a guitar.. that ain't f-ckin bizarre

You ain't artsier than me...
Cuz you live in Los Felis, bitch you ain't jesus

You ain't artsier than me...
I got a colorful vocab... watch the low jab.

So what you're a vegan?
It shows in your presence you be geekin'
and you be seeking the same life
speakin the game like the enemy

hang tight

I got a tail about 6 foot 1 by infinity
full of sun, rain and potential energy
all you saw were the K-swiss,
clean crisp creased jeans means this.

So you thought in ----------- ?
thought-tipper, unzip the zipper
no I don't wear hemp or drink liquor
and that don't make me the man, just a little bit sicker

Spit-kicker with an eye fom the big dipper
from an island clip emerges a loud whisper
and I'm proud of this. it's my art
You're doin yoga just to look the part

You ain't artsier than me...
cuz you chop up breaks and you dig in the crates

You ain't artsier than me...
You're just a trendy lesbian.. dreadlocked thespian

You ain't artsier than me...
cuz you make weed brownies and knit wool hats

You ain't artsier than me...
you pseduo-elitst old-school sap

Don't let an 808 scare ya
shake stripes off your shirt and clear the whole area
I'm humanoid too
and if you're cool with me then I'll look past avoiding you
...instead of through
I'm down with VWs and flossed-out caddys on 22s too.

I Bang for good fools
I kill for nothin
I bill for something
family and peace

hand me the piece I'll hit it... i'm social
hear my opinion. I'm proud. I'm vocal
local in a foreign place
more digital than dusty but trust me I be tourin space.

you be whorin' at a comfortable pace
you be skippin a chore just to jump in the race
I be bumpin my bass like you collect comics
I'm not weird. I'm honest

You ain't artsier than me...
cuz you only read books, don't watch tv.

You ain't artsier than me...
cuz you shop at whole foods in open-toed shoes

You ain't artsier than me...
cuz you speak real soft and drink chai tea

You ain't artsier than me...
I recycle too... I'm kinda like you

I just look cleaner. grown demeanor
wear deoderant... registered voter and
tree hugger too... not in these clothes
me lovin you but it's gotta be both ways

most days I'm earthy, stay grounded...
often it's a paper chase.. I'm well rounded
straight to face
it's all boundless
i'll make a sound universally dope

overcome adversity
reshape the worst of me
do it for the love and release it commercially
like a blockbuster started at sundance
you can't stop man you only get one chance

presentation is key
hesitation ain't me
innovation is my A R T
dedication is free
occupation is me
innovation is my A R T

You ain't artsier than me...
cuz you drive a hybrid and carpool with three

You ain't artsier than me...
cuz you a sixteenth mexican, you ain't ethnic and

You ain't artsier than me...
you're just a broke-ass poet with the same old cadence

You ain't artsier than me...
we was conscious first... welcome to earth.

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-T

[Blu Lacez]

Who Is The Grouch???

Simple but hilarious, guess that's the point!!!
Props!
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[Man On The Moon]

Grouch is sooo sick!!

[Tanjential]

from the west coast duo Grouch and Eli

from the larger collective Living Legends

I wanna say 'underground' or 'backpacker' but let's just say it's intelligent west coast hip hop.

-T

[Blu Lacez]

^^Right!!
Well Props for droppin the lyrics On here T!!

[Man On The Moon]

Yo Tanj, have you heard "Zion I and The Grouch - Heroes In The City Of Dope"? That album is so sick!

[Tanjential]

i don't own any of their stuff, but one of my producer friends bumps them alot and I've heard alot from him

-T

[Tanjential]

have you heard the track 'car troubles' from grouch?

-T

[Skeptic]

can you hook the audio up for this?

cos after readin them im hell interested to hear it

[Man On The Moon]

have you heard the track 'car troubles' from grouch?

-T

I don't think I have.

[Tanjential]

hm, I hope yall realize that he's not dissing all cats that wear hemp and make weed brownies and other hippie things. what he's commenting on is the chick inacceptance of his artistic nature because he is from a different scene. I have actually met more hip hop cats that are like the person he is dissing than hippie people. just saying, there's haters in all scenes.

it does make me wonder if he'd be dickish to me if he met me though

-T

[CHUCK KNOXXX]

have you heard the track 'car troubles' from grouch?

-T

yup, its dope......i was very much into goruch for a while, as well as the rest of the living legends crew......but i honestly havent listened to a grouch album in over a year.....'they dont have this' was my favorite, as well as 'fuck the dumb'

[Tanjential]

he's a really conscious latino cat on the west coast and i've heard few like him in that sense. i guess i relate to him in a way i haven't alot of other rappers

-T

[Man On The Moon]

he's a really conscious latino cat on the west coast and i've heard few like him in that sense. i guess i relate to him in a way i haven't alot of other rappers

-T

Grouch is latino?

[Tanjential]

i guess that is an assumption i made. i kinda figured he was. i saw him at RTB...looked latino.

am i wrong?

-T