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DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« on: October 17, 2007, 05:19:42 PM »
well I'm an every day smoker...and I have an interview in the next couple days for the Target that just opened by my house and I think they drug test....what would be my best options on passing this test?  what kind of detox should I get?
 

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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 05:23:43 PM »
get the wizzinator and call it a day, its reusable too.
 

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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 05:29:37 PM »
well I'm an every day smoker...and I have an interview in the next couple days for the Target that just opened by my house and I think they drug test....what would be my best options on passing this test?  what kind of detox should I get?

lol the 1 on balboa and san fernando mission?


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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007, 05:33:36 PM »
well I'm an every day smoker...and I have an interview in the next couple days for the Target that just opened by my house and I think they drug test....what would be my best options on passing this test?  what kind of detox should I get?

lol the 1 on balboa and san fernando mission?


lemme get your number i want hook sum of that head band off ya

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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 05:39:48 PM »
well, stop smoking, immediately.  drink a shit load of water, not too much or you will die..go to a vitamin store, and pick up some cranberry extract pills, the highest extract you can find.  just down some of them, and u should be good...




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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2007, 06:32:40 PM »
did you score red or green on that computer test you took? that's the first thing they look at...and the most important one. i work at target, and they'll hire you if you're dirty , i've seen it happen MORE than once. as long as you don't have coke or something really bad in your system they won't hire you. also it really depends on your interview. PLUS i'm pretty sure you're going to be a seasonal team member because anyone hired after OCt. 15th is seasonal help unless you impress the shit out of them.


but if you need to pass it, get some body detox and drink your PURe cranberry juice.


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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2007, 06:33:26 PM »
did you score red or green on that computer test you took? that's the first thing they look at...and the most important one. i work at target, and they'll hire you if you're dirty , i've seen it happen MORE than once. as long as you don't have coke or something really bad in your system they won't hire you. also it really depends on your interview. PLUS i'm pretty sure you're going to be a seasonal team member because anyone hired after OCt. 15th is seasonal help unless you impress the shit out of them.


but if you need to pass it, get some body detox and drink your PURe cranberry juice.


whats seasonal?
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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2007, 06:46:58 PM »
did you score red or green on that computer test you took? that's the first thing they look at...and the most important one. i work at target, and they'll hire you if you're dirty , i've seen it happen MORE than once. as long as you don't have coke or something really bad in your system they won't hire you. also it really depends on your interview. PLUS i'm pretty sure you're going to be a seasonal team member because anyone hired after OCt. 15th is seasonal help unless you impress the shit out of them.


but if you need to pass it, get some body detox and drink your PURe cranberry juice.


whats seasonal?

temporary help. you'll only work for your 90 day probationary period.


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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2007, 06:54:06 PM »
did you score red or green on that computer test you took? that's the first thing they look at...and the most important one. i work at target, and they'll hire you if you're dirty , i've seen it happen MORE than once. as long as you don't have coke or something really bad in your system they won't hire you. also it really depends on your interview. PLUS i'm pretty sure you're going to be a seasonal team member because anyone hired after OCt. 15th is seasonal help unless you impress the shit out of them.


but if you need to pass it, get some body detox and drink your PURe cranberry juice.

thanks that makes me feel a lot better, haha.  but I haven't taken a test yet.  just talked to the manager today when I was shopping...and he told me to give him a call tomorrow to set up an interview....and I talked to a guy that works in the electronics/games section and that they need a lot of help in that area....so that there's a good chance of me getting hired...but ya I just have bud in the system...nothing else
 

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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2007, 07:20:24 PM »
did you score red or green on that computer test you took? that's the first thing they look at...and the most important one. i work at target, and they'll hire you if you're dirty , i've seen it happen MORE than once. as long as you don't have coke or something really bad in your system they won't hire you. also it really depends on your interview. PLUS i'm pretty sure you're going to be a seasonal team member because anyone hired after OCt. 15th is seasonal help unless you impress the shit out of them.


but if you need to pass it, get some body detox and drink your PURe cranberry juice.

thanks that makes me feel a lot better, haha.  but I haven't taken a test yet.  just talked to the manager today when I was shopping...and he told me to give him a call tomorrow to set up an interview....and I talked to a guy that works in the electronics/games section and that they need a lot of help in that area....so that there's a good chance of me getting hired...but ya I just have bud in the system...nothing else

well you're going to get set up in a kiok and asked a bunch of customer service questions. you either score green (hire, definate second interview) , Red (you'll get a first, but unless you impress the shit out of them your interview is just out of courtesy)

your first interview will be done by a team lead (someone like me) they'll just ask you a bunch of shit about your experience, what you like, what you don't like, availibity , flexibility, and what you think you can bring to the company.  if you get a second interview it'll be done by an executive and they'll ask you harder questions like what would you do in a certain scenerio ....or name a time when you _________ and what you walked away with from that experience.

1. smile alot
2. say you like to zoning
3. you're a people person
4. you're a leader
5. and you're motivated


you'll get the job for sure if you do all that.


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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2007, 07:21:42 PM »
oh yeah and if you get a job offer, they'll send you to a medical lab to take a piss test


1. have your driver's license
2. your social sec. card
3. a full blatter of semi clean piss.


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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2007, 07:24:40 PM »
oh yeah and if you get a job offer, they'll send you to a medical lab to take a piss test


1. have your driver's license
2. your social sec. card
3. a full blatter of semi clean piss.

thanks for all the info man, and what did u mean by zoning?
 

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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2007, 07:25:57 PM »
did you score red or green on that computer test you took? that's the first thing they look at...and the most important one. i work at target, and they'll hire you if you're dirty , i've seen it happen MORE than once. as long as you don't have coke or something really bad in your system they won't hire you. also it really depends on your interview. PLUS i'm pretty sure you're going to be a seasonal team member because anyone hired after OCt. 15th is seasonal help unless you impress the shit out of them.


but if you need to pass it, get some body detox and drink your PURe cranberry juice.

thanks that makes me feel a lot better, haha.  but I haven't taken a test yet.  just talked to the manager today when I was shopping...and he told me to give him a call tomorrow to set up an interview....and I talked to a guy that works in the electronics/games section and that they need a lot of help in that area....so that there's a good chance of me getting hired...but ya I just have bud in the system...nothing else

well you're going to get set up in a kiok and asked a bunch of customer service questions. you either score green (hire, definate second interview) , Red (you'll get a first, but unless you impress the shit out of them your interview is just out of courtesy)

your first interview will be done by a team lead (someone like me) they'll just ask you a bunch of shit about your experience, what you like, what you don't like, availibity , flexibility, and what you think you can bring to the company.  if you get a second interview it'll be done by an executive and they'll ask you harder questions like what would you do in a certain scenerio ....or name a time when you _________ and what you walked away with from that experience.

1. smile alot
2. say you like to zoning
3. you're a people person
4. you're a leader
5. and you're motivated


you'll get the job for sure if you do all that.

how much they pay over there? currently looking for a part time, i got retail management experience...



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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2007, 07:31:28 PM »
when you bring every thing forward and make the aisles look all pretty and straight. no stray items in the department and all trash is out of it.


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Re: DRUG TEST HELP!!!
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2007, 07:34:33 PM »
did you score red or green on that computer test you took? that's the first thing they look at...and the most important one. i work at target, and they'll hire you if you're dirty , i've seen it happen MORE than once. as long as you don't have coke or something really bad in your system they won't hire you. also it really depends on your interview. PLUS i'm pretty sure you're going to be a seasonal team member because anyone hired after OCt. 15th is seasonal help unless you impress the shit out of them.


but if you need to pass it, get some body detox and drink your PURe cranberry juice.

thanks that makes me feel a lot better, haha.  but I haven't taken a test yet.  just talked to the manager today when I was shopping...and he told me to give him a call tomorrow to set up an interview....and I talked to a guy that works in the electronics/games section and that they need a lot of help in that area....so that there's a good chance of me getting hired...but ya I just have bud in the system...nothing else

well you're going to get set up in a kiok and asked a bunch of customer service questions. you either score green (hire, definate second interview) , Red (you'll get a first, but unless you impress the shit out of them your interview is just out of courtesy)

your first interview will be done by a team lead (someone like me) they'll just ask you a bunch of shit about your experience, what you like, what you don't like, availibity , flexibility, and what you think you can bring to the company.  if you get a second interview it'll be done by an executive and they'll ask you harder questions like what would you do in a certain scenerio ....or name a time when you _________ and what you walked away with from that experience.

1. smile alot
2. say you like to zoning
3. you're a people person
4. you're a leader
5. and you're motivated


you'll get the job for sure if you do all that.

how much they pay over there? currently looking for a part time, i got retail management experience...

if you're just starting out 7.50.

after your 90 days if you're good they'll keep you and they use to give you a .50 cent raise and a raise every year. but that's if you're a regular teammember, there's a million and a half job promotions so it's not like you stay at that level unless you want to . if i didn't have a family to take care of i'd do it to cocentrate on school. but i make a pretty decent amount now but that's because i've been promoted a million times got some good reviews and raises.


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