TRUTHS FOR WHITE, BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE (some are pretty amusing)

[boycriedwolf619]

got from crazyshite.com
 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

   1. Elvis is dead.
   2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
   3. Jesus was not white.
   4. Skinny doesn't equal sexy.
   5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
   6. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
   7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
   8. An occasional BUT whooping helps a child stay in line.
   9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
  10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

   1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
   2. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
   3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
   4. Hickey's are unattractive.
   5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
   6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
   7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
   8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
   9. Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter.
  10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

   1. Tupac is dead.
   2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
   3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
   4. O.J. did it.
   5. Teeth should not be decorated.
   6. Breaks are usually for 15 minutes.
   7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
   8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
   9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
  10. Your Pastor doesn't know everything.

   

[swangin and bangin]

lol
nice
not racist but funny=rare combo

[Lunatic]

LOL

[ToOoOoN!!!]

funny shit! +1

[boycriedwolf619]

lol
nice
not racist but funny=rare combo

LOL

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Jesse Jackson will never be President.

I will never find a Black person not named Jesse Jackson that thinks he'll ever become president.

[thisoneguy360]

Lol I knew OJ would find his way in there

[Machiavelli]

subjective though...im considered latin, but none apply to me since im not hispanic in which that descrbies...

also alot of latins are white and some are black or mixed. and jesus was white, he wasnt white skinned, but he was middle eastern which is considered white.

It should of been

Americans
Blacks
Hispanics

instead to make it more realistic and correct

[Don Jacob]

Americans
Blacks
Hispanics

instead to make it more realistic and correct

lol no it wouldn't

[Don Jacob]

 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:



   4. Skinny doesn't equal sexy. ( not really you see alot of number 10 couples in the hick parts of the country....skinny guy fat ass girl...1-0, get it)
   5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. (i see a lot of black people doing that as well)

   7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. (no one really knows that, especially black people,lol)


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

 

   3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. ( black people and white people do it all the time)
   4. Hickey's are unattractive. (white people do this too, and i'm sure balcks as well....you just can't see them , that's all)
   5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. (first time hearing this one)
   7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.(poor people in general are like this)


  10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped.  (black and whites are more guilty IMO)

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

   1. Tupac is dead. (many latin people can't except this either, many whites too now that i think of it)
 
   5. Teeth should not be decorated. (lol paisas did this BEFORE flava flav)
   9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. (every race is guilty of this)
  10. Your Pastor doesn't know everything. (again all races are guilty of this)

   

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[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Back to the old-school:

http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=28181.0

[Bedford Iz Active]

Shitttt that thread was back up in 2003!!

[Machiavelli]

Back to the old-school:

http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=28181.0

lol at least yours its refering to hispanics not latin people...who ever came up with that word and its use is retarted