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Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« on: November 03, 2007, 03:15:35 PM »
If Chicago doesn't want Kobe, it's bull-headed
Complaints that Bryant shoots too much, isn't a good guy and isn't a team player are entirely misguided.


By Mike Downey, Chicago Tribune
November 3, 2007

Kobe Bryant, the greatest basketball player on Earth, is unwanted by a certain segment of Chicago's population for the following reasons, as far as I can tell:

-- He shoots too much.

-- He isn't a good guy.

-- He isn't a team guy.

-- They shouldn't "gut" the whole Bulls team to get him.

Wow. What a bunch of bull.

I have heard a lot of nonsense in my days, but this ranks among the most nonsensical.

Yeah, how could you possibly want a 29-year-old nine-time NBA All-Star, three-time NBA champion, two-time NBA scoring champion and seven-time NBA All-Defensive Team member on your basketball team?

There has been no deal and "there's not going to be one," Bulls General Manager John Paxson stated flatly Thursday, declaring the case closed. These are sad words indeed.

With the 0-1 Bulls about to make their home debut tonight against the Philadelphia 76ers, there are people here vehemently opposed to a trade that would bring the Lakers great to Chicago.

Oh, brother.

Kobe Bryant would be the best Bull for the next five to 10 years if he plays in one shoe. To say a basketball team would be better off without Kobe Bryant is like saying a golf tournament would be better off without Tiger Woods.

Bull shot No. 1: Bryant shoots too much

Man, who shot more than Michael Jordan did?

Jordan's 49 shots against Orlando on Jan. 16, 1993, are still the NBA record for shots in a game.

Four of the top 10 highs for field-goal attempts in a game belong to Jordan.

Twenty-one of the 64 highs belong to Jordan.

Wow, how can one man shoot so much? I guess that Jordan must have killed the Bulls when he played for them, shooting so much the way he did.

Jordan shot a lot for the same reason Bryant shoots a lot.

Because they make 'em.

Bull shot No. 2: Bryant isn't a good guy

Yes, all of our Bulls heroes have been squeaky clean. None ever has made a mistake.

That includes Jordan (gambling habit, sued by a lover); Scottie Pippen (arrested for gun possession, refused to go into a game); Dennis Rodman (head-butted a ref, kicked a TV cameraman); Scott Skiles (drug possession and DUI in college, did time in jail); Ben Gordon (arrested in college for assault of a female student).

Oh, and Lonny Baxter (fired a gun near the White House, sentenced to jail for illegal firearms shipments); Ron Artest (went into the stands to punch a fan; arrested for domestic abuse); Antonio Davis (went into the stands after a fan); Quintin Dailey (accused of sexual assault).

Nah, no member of the Bulls organization ever has had a character issue.

Bryant did commit adultery. A woman who accused him of assault would not testify against him in court. Bryant has not been convicted of a crime.

He is no saint, but the Bulls have had plenty of sinners.

Bull shot No. 3: Bryant isn't a team guy

Sure, that's why the Lakers won three NBA championships with him.

Shaquille O'Neal did not win those trophies by himself. Kobe helped. Kobe passed. Kobe rebounded. Kobe guarded his man. Kobe gave teammates pats on the back. Kobe took a lot of shots in the final minutes because Shaq can't shoot.

You ask why Kobe can't win a championship without Shaq?

For the same reason Jordan couldn't win one with the Washington Wizards.

Because he needs help.

Bull shot No. 4: Don't 'gut' this team

Gut what?

Is this a championship team? No.

Is this a team that won its division last season? No, it placed third out of five teams.

Do the Bulls have a go-to guy when a game is on the line? No. (As they demonstrated yet again in Wednesday night's season opener.)

Do they need to trade Luol Deng and Ben Wallace and Kirk Hinrich and Ben Gordon and Tyrus Thomas and Joakim Noah and Joe Smith and Andres Nocioni and Aaron Gray and Thabo Sefolosha and Chris Duhon to get Bryant? No, most of them would stay.

Would these Bulls win the NBA in two or three years when Wallace is 35 or 36? No, they need to win right away ... or use him right away in a trade for a bigger star.

You don't want Kobe Bryant? Are you nuts?
 

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Re: Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 03:52:03 PM »
Good writer... however, I am glad that they don't want Kobe. He needs to stay in L.A. Buss just needs to get his head out of that 20 year old's skirt and smarten up... 
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Re: Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2007, 02:03:13 AM »
I know a certain Lakers fan that is full of bullshit ;)
 

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Re: Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2007, 10:24:31 AM »
^I know plenty.
 

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Re: Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2007, 10:20:06 PM »
kobe's not going anywhere i don't think....as of NOW.  you don't beat phoenix and utah like that  and want to trade kobe away....and on the flip side of things for kobe, you don't have your team rally like that around you and want to be traded still.


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Re: Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2007, 11:29:53 PM »
i think he'll be going somewhere, if not this season, it'll be when he has the option to opt-out of his contract which is july 1 .. in which case the lakers could get fuck all for him, i guess its something they need to gamble on
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Re: Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2007, 01:11:26 AM »
i dont want kobe on my team and im a bulls fan....

the bulls are better then the lakers- so why become the lakers

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Re: Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2007, 11:13:23 AM »
i dont want kobe on my team and im a bulls fan....

the bulls are better then the lakers- so why become the lakers


The Bulls are not better than the Lakers, and putting Kobe on the Bulls would not make them the Lakers, either way. It'd make them undisputed contenders in the east. If you were smart enough, you'd realize this. Anyways, you're not getting Kobe- not today, not tomorrow...so it's about time for that pipe dream to die down...PeACe
 

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Re: Some Chicago fans are full of Bullshit.
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2007, 11:13:47 AM »
i think he'll be going somewhere, if not this season, it'll be when he has the option to opt-out of his contract which is july 1 .. in which case the lakers could get fuck all for him, i guess its something they need to gamble on


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