I was gone for a month and my car won't start

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

I didn't use my car for a whole month while I was away in africa and now my car won't start without using jumper cables.  My battery was bought this year... do yall think if I drive around for an hour or so my battery will be fine?  Because I drove around for 30 minutes today but my car still wouldn't start afterwards.... anybody have any info?

[K.Dub]

30 minutes ain't enough

[Jip]

roll it to the top of a hill

then get in a roll down, i'd say theres a good chance of it working

but also a good chance it won't

either way it'll be fun

[Money]

its the white devil's fault

[smegma]

I didn't use my car for a whole month while I was away in africa and now my car won't start without using jumper cables.  My battery was bought this year... do yall think if I drive around for an hour or so my battery will be fine?  Because I drove around for 30 minutes today but my car still wouldn't start afterwards.... anybody have any info?

You have a bad karma.

[NotoriousTDA]

I didn't use my car for a whole month while I was away in africa and now my car won't start without using jumper cables.  My battery was bought this year... do yall think if I drive around for an hour or so my battery will be fine?  Because I drove around for 30 minutes today but my car still wouldn't start afterwards.... anybody have any info?

was there a flood while you were gone?

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Did you a make sure the horse you use not dead.  Happens all the time here.  One time, I even use a my wife to get car down road.  High five!