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morbidenigma

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Funny Porn Titles
« on: December 13, 2007, 02:20:36 PM »
ok heres how it goes.. you need to pick a famous film title or tv programme or book then change it to represent porn title

like this

chitty chitty bang bang
chitty chitty gang bang

saving private ryan
shaving ryans privates

lord of the rings
lord of the g strings

star wars
star whores

American Ganster
American Pornstar

Saw
Raw

30 Days of Night
30 Gays at Night

Transformers
Transexuals

The Gladiator
The Glad-he-ate-her/ The Gladiat-whore

Pulp Fiction
Pump Friction

Jurassic Park
Jur-Ass-Dick Fark

Men In Black
Men in Crack/ Men in Black Girls/ Men at Back

There's something about Mary
there's some things inside Mary

I know what you did last summer
i know who you did Miss Summer

No holds barred
no holes barred

Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark
Indiana Bones and the Raiders of The Large Ass

Lord of War
Lord of Whore

James Bond: Goldeneye
James Bone: Golden Shower

Mary Poppins
Mary Plopp-In

terminator
penatrator

the pursuit of happyness
the pursuit of a pe*is




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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 02:22:28 PM »
Porn is a waste of time all part of the devils plan.
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 03:44:10 PM »
LMAO^^^
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 08:37:50 PM »
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 02:01:21 AM »
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 10:41:40 AM »
The Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Load

^^^^Laughed my ass off first time I heard about that one ;D
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 10:42:41 AM »
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 11:56:25 AM »
what about IndiANAL Jones?  ;D
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2007, 02:53:19 PM »
Quote from: Momo on December 13, 2007, 02:20:36 PM

Transformers
Transexuals

The Gladiator
The Glad-he-ate-her/ The Gladiat-whore

Jurassic Park
Jur-Ass-Dick Fark

Men In Black
Men in Crack/ Men in Black Girls/ Men at Back\

Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark
Indiana Bones and the Raiders of The Large Ass

terminator
penatrator





LMAO, wtf?
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2007, 05:31:42 PM »
Weapons of Ass Destruction.
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2008, 08:56:48 AM »
Quote from: FunkBrothersInc on December 14, 2007, 11:56:25 AM
what about IndiANAL Jones?  ;D

thats a good 1
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2008, 11:22:18 AM »
Janes Bondage
James bond

Matrix: jizz reloaded

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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2008, 04:54:00 PM »
Quote from: FunkBrothersInc on December 14, 2007, 11:56:25 AM
what about IndiANAL Jones?  ;D
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poom
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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2008, 05:34:06 PM »
Star Whores: return of the sluts.

Star Tricks: the next generation

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Re: Funny Porn Titles
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2008, 06:31:48 PM »
Dumb and Dumber
Dome and Domer

Forrest Gump
Forrest Hump

Pulp Fiction
Plump Dick-tion

Borat
Broad ass

Batman Begins
Crackman Begins


Natural Born Killers
Natural born Drillers

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