I broke my right thumb...

[big mat]

and i must admit that this little part of the body is underrated. I find hard to shift gear and i can't work with my hands.. can't play the new game i just bought for my xbox 360 i'll have to wait 3 weeks  .

I can't beat off to all the great movies you mothafuckaz been postin in the porn thread  unless i become a lefty (i'm workin on it)

[swangin and bangin]

i broke my fingers hella times
that shits never gona be the same again

[big mat]

uhh? what you mean?

[Sikotic™]

Being a lefty pays, man. I suggest you try it.

Plus, you can get so much pussy from being a lefty.

[Dr. Octagon]

Being a lefty pays, man. I suggest you try it.

Plus, you can get so much pussy from being a lefty.

I see you Ned Flanders.

[REGIME MOB 510]

Being a lefty pays, man. I suggest you try it.

Plus, you can get so much pussy from being a lefty.

why would being a lefty get u more pussy?

[The Purple Champ]

I can't beat off to all the great movies you mothafuckaz been postin in the porn thread  unless i become a lefty (i'm workin on it)

it works better that way. when you get bored you can use your right hand to click to the next movie. i made the switch years ago.

[jeromechickenbone]

I broke my thumb when I was in 7th grade.  Got the shit smashed in the hinges side of a metal door.  Needless to say the pain was excruciating.  And as a word of advice, learn to beat w/ the lefty because the splint will hate on your foreskin.

[The Purple Champ]

I broke my thumb when I was in 7th grade.  Got the shit smashed in the hinges side of a metal door.  Needless to say the pain was excruciating.  And as a word of advice, learn to beat w/ the lefty because the splint will hate on your foreskin.

foreskin? who has those? its 2008, not 1908.

[jeromechickenbone]

I broke my thumb when I was in 7th grade.  Got the shit smashed in the hinges side of a metal door.  Needless to say the pain was excruciating.  And as a word of advice, learn to beat w/ the lefty because the splint will hate on your foreskin.

foreskin? who has those? its 2008, not 1908.

LMAO.  What the fuck do they call the skin that covers the shaft then bruh?  I ain't talkin about havin no anteater shit

[swangin and bangin]

uhh? what you mean?

that shit gona be hurting at random times
its not gona crack, like when u crack your knuckles

and shit like that
thats how it is for me
but it depends on where u break it

[Sikotic™]

Being a lefty pays, man. I suggest you try it.

Plus, you can get so much pussy from being a lefty.

why would being a lefty get u more pussy?

Left handed girls love another lefty, man. Anytime I go to the bank and write on a bank slip or I'm in class and a lefty chick strolls in, automatic conversation. This handicap of mine turned out to be a blessing.

[big mat]

uhh? what you mean?

that shit gona be hurting at random times
its not gona crack, like when u crack your knuckles

and shit like that
thats how it is for me
but it depends on where u break it

out of the knuckles, my dad watched the radios and he told me there would be no sequel, i already started exercices

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Being a lefty pays, man. I suggest you try it.

Plus, you can get so much pussy from being a lefty.

why would being a lefty get u more pussy?

Left handed girls love another lefty, man. Anytime I go to the bank and write on a bank slip or I'm in class and a lefty chick strolls in, automatic conversation. This handicap of mine turned out to be a blessing.

You're still gunna die younger.

[JMan]

I broke my thumb when I was in 7th grade.  Got the shit smashed in the hinges side of a metal door.  Needless to say the pain was excruciating.  And as a word of advice, learn to beat w/ the lefty because the splint will hate on your foreskin.

foreskin? who has those? its 2008, not 1908.

lol, funny shit