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KURUPTION-81

Funny Story
« on: April 02, 2008, 11:11:51 AM »
It says its a true story but im not so sure

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct 95.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations
10-10-95. 


Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
 

Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course

Canadians:
Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.

Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET, WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP..

Canadians:
We are a lighthouse. Your call.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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MarkCruz

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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 11:19:31 AM »
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KURUPTION-81

Re: Funny Story
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 11:38:02 AM »
Quote from: *K*A*I*N* on April 02, 2008, 11:19:31 AM
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

There we go !

Still made me chuckle though. Didnt know about that site, props.
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Re: Funny Story
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 11:48:56 AM »
LOL
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Doggystylin

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 01:45:58 PM »
that is pretty funny
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 02:21:19 PM »
LOL i remember this joke.
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 02:45:09 PM »
lol
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2008, 12:53:37 AM »
Naah...funny lil storry, though.
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2008, 04:06:14 PM »
 :laugh:
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2008, 04:10:19 PM »
lol
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2008, 02:58:35 PM »
hahahaha
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