What should I eat for breakfast in the morning?

[Sikotic™]

I need guidance. I'm restricting myself to one day a week of eating a breakfast other than eggs and oatmeal.

[MarkCruz]

SOME SALTY ASS CHORIZO WASHED DOWN WITH OJ

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

when i was growing up my mom made some bomb ass chorizo and eggs..shit was the bomb diggity!...

until i found out what they put in store bought chorizo..shit like nerve glands and all types of other nasty ass shit..since then i wont go near store bought chorizo..instead, my moms now makes home made chorizo!! pure 100% ground pork, nigga!

now THAT shit is the bomb diggity!  like katt williams said "this shit right HERE nigga, this this right here, nigga, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, right here, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!" lmao

you aint had good chorizo, till you had some homemade chorizo

[jeromechickenbone]

Chorizo breakfast burrito without a doubt.  That beats the shit out of these 5 glasses of water i've had this morning for breakfast.  Gotta offset my hangover / A.M. smokesession.

[Nigga_With_An_Additude]

have me for breakfast...................

[Primo]

I need guidance. I'm restricting myself to one day a week of eating a breakfast other than eggs and oatmeal.

oaTMEAL

[Doggystylin]

local joint>>>>>>>fast food

[Money]

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/restaurantlocator.aspx

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/#menu

chicken biscuit>*all.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

have me for breakfast...................

[when it rains it pours]

orange juice and a blunt for breakfast. 

nah, you need a champions breakfast, try my sunday breakfast

1 bowl of milk and cheerios, mixed with apple jacks
1 glass of orange juice (pulp free)
1 gronola bar
1 banana peeled (no homo)
and a glass of water to finish it off.

[Sikotic™]

when i was growing up my mom made some bomb ass chorizo and eggs..shit was the bomb diggity!...

until i found out what they put in store bought chorizo..shit like nerve glands and all types of other nasty ass shit..since then i wont go near store bought chorizo..instead, my moms now makes home made chorizo!! pure 100% ground pork, nigga!

now THAT shit is the bomb diggity!  like katt williams said "this shit right HERE nigga, this this right here, nigga, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, right here, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!" lmao

you aint had good chorizo, till you had some homemade chorizo

Mmmm....nerve glands 

Had Sausage Egg McMuffin for breakfast. For dinner, Meaty Breakfast burrito. For dessert, a flask of vodka.

[JAZ]

have me for breakfast...................

jesus christ. how the fuck do you find all those? fuckin hilarious.