God damn i just fucked up

[big mat]

I was at this bitch crib i want to date and we were drinkin beers and all, i just got out on the balcony and i feeled like i needed to pee. So I pulled my dick out and started to piss. Her neighbour who's living on the first floor called her and told her someone was peeing from the balcony so she came to the balcony and asked me what i was doing... i lied to her and said i was just spilling beer but she didn't believe me. I think she's kinda mad at me what should i tell her?

p.s. : someone move this to the gs^pt

[smegma]

That's disgusting, man.

[MontrealCity's Most]

lol common man you serious

[J Bananas]

thats pretty smooth

[Lunatic]

LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom?

[Man On The Moon]

You fucked up, you fucked up bad...

[SEERLOVESKAIN]

TELL HER YOU HAVE IBS OF THE PENIS.

[big mat]

LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom?

cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor

[smegma]

You better come up with a story about an STD that causes that you can't hold it.

Maybe that will save you.

[K.Dub]

 

[Lunatic]

LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom?

cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor

LOL..but if u really want to date this girl, u really should of thought about the idea of her catching u and how that wud make her feel..sorry to be brutally honest, but u gonna be real hard pressed to make her date u now

[Meho]

Tell her she was so beautiful that you lost your eyeseight for a moment or two, hence peeing on the balcony.

[Lazar]

LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom?

cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor

LMAO 

[MANBEARPIG.]

nice one.

[REGIME MOB 510]

thats pretty smooth

just say you were checking to see if u still had ur aim on lock