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big mat

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God damn i just fucked up
« on: May 30, 2008, 10:07:27 AM »
I was at this bitch crib i want to date and we were drinkin beers and all, i just got out on the balcony and i feeled like i needed to pee. So I pulled my dick out and started to piss. Her neighbour who's living on the first floor called her and told her someone was peeing from the balcony so she came to the balcony and asked me what i was doing... i lied to her and said i was just spilling beer but she didn't believe me. I think she's kinda mad at me what should i tell her?

p.s. : someone move this to the gs^pt
« Last Edit: May 30, 2008, 10:09:48 AM by Waassup Bitch »
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smegma

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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 10:20:18 AM »
That's disgusting, man.

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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 11:23:40 AM »
lol common man you serious
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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 11:25:17 AM »
thats pretty smooth
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Lunatic

Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 11:31:01 AM »
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 11:36:52 AM »
You fucked up, you fucked up bad...
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SEERLOVESKAIN

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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 11:37:32 AM »
TELL HER YOU HAVE IBS OF THE PENIS.
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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 11:40:38 AM »
Quote from: Lunatic 63 on May 30, 2008, 11:31:01 AM
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor
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smegma

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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 11:42:23 AM »
You better come up with a story about an STD that causes that you can't hold it.

Maybe that will save you.
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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 11:49:08 AM »
 :laugh:
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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 11:55:29 AM »
Quote from: Waassup Bitch on May 30, 2008, 11:40:38 AM
Quote from: Lunatic 63 on May 30, 2008, 11:31:01 AM
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor
LOL..but if u really want to date this girl, u really should of thought about the idea of her catching u and how that wud make her feel..sorry to be brutally honest, but u gonna be real hard pressed to make her date u now :-\
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Meho

Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 11:57:32 AM »
Tell her she was so beautiful that you lost your eyeseight for a moment or two, hence peeing on the balcony.
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Lazar

Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2008, 11:57:53 AM »
Quote from: Waassup Bitch on May 30, 2008, 11:40:38 AM
Quote from: Lunatic 63 on May 30, 2008, 11:31:01 AM
LMAO why didnt u just use the bathroom? :-\
cuz i guess it's fun to piss from the second floor

LMAO  :laugh:
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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2008, 12:08:04 PM »
nice one.
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Re: God damn i just fucked up
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2008, 12:14:20 PM »
Quote from: Next Door Neighbor (what's really poppin) on May 30, 2008, 11:25:17 AM
thats pretty smooth
just say you were checking to see if u still had ur aim on lock
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