cops just left my fucking crib

[Sir Petey]

my neighboors have been partying all damn night so about an hour ago the cops come to my door and I JUST got done smoking an L of some fire...

I knew that I just smoked so i was apprehensive from the jump...I came out to greet him and he immediately put me on the wall and cuffed me....started asking me how much dope is in the house and how long ive been dealing I told him I dont know what the fuck hes talking about...he said that he had complaints about loud music and I told him " I dont even have a stereo" he asked me for permission to search and I said no and he told me to make it easy on myself because he was gonna get a warrent I told him that I wouldnt say Ive never smoked a joint in my day but I promise you Im not dealing drugs but Im not going to do anything to incriminate myself and make it easier for you to put any kind of charge on me what so ever go get your warrent...he looked at me and said I can tell youve played this game before...he called another officer and once he got there he said he was going in to secure the house and make sure no one else was inside...they put me in the cop car.

I had just bought an ounce of some green ass weed and it was in my kitchen,I was scared as fuck he was gonna find it but I hadnt given him consent to search...he came back out and apologized and took the cuffs off me and told me to be careful and the reason he did what he did was because it smelt like fresh weed, not burnt weed and he thought I was dealing...he gave it one last try and ran my name and social security and it came back clean and he let me go.

I was scarred like a motherfucker...Im still smokin bitches.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Damn... Good shit. I've been stopped by cops with tree smell in my whip so many times this past year, so cops automatically have the consent to search me. But all my shit is legal, so I don't really have to trip anymore. They always let me off with all my shit. I actually got busted with thizz couple times and claimed they were THC pills. LOL. The prescription is a must have if you live in Cali.

[Sir Petey]

Ive thought about movin to cali just for that reason...


the pigs in the midwest are some hoes.

[Johnny B]

oh man. that sucks petey.

fuckin paranoid pigs.

[Sir Petey]

it does suck but Im good...Im pullin on a swisher as I type this.

the worst part about it was that it gave my neighboorhood somethin to talk about.


I really though I was goin in...I played it mad cool with the cop though.

[Doggystylin]

where in the midwest?

[Sir Petey]

west michigan

[J Bananas]

that's fucking crazy

[Sir Petey]

your sig has me cracking the fuck up...I dont even know why.


things that I find work well when dealing with the cops are


silence


if you do speak be firm and stern.


make eye contact while speaking.


and once again, silence

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^^you have to act like you respect them and only speak to them when they ask you shit. also, try keeping the convo light and brief. a little humor never hurts either.

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

so they went to your house and not the house that was having the party?

[LooN3y]

fuck the lapd i dont know how many times they violated my rights when i was in 13-15 juz cuz we didnt know shit.

[Sir Petey]

so they went to your house and not the house that was having the party?

right, who ever bitched to the cops got the wrong house...

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

lol that sucks man..at least ya still have ya weed and freedom. 

smoke one up for me, g, cause im dry!  

[Sir Petey]

Id smoke you out if I could...Id upload a bong hit on rapidshare for you.