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smegma

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Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« on: June 05, 2008, 05:13:28 AM »
I was just riding my bike through the shopping center when I got stopped by a police officer. She told me I wasn't allowed to ride my bike there (as if I didn't know) and that she wanted to see my ID. So I gave her my ID and she started to pen things down. I asked her for her ID and she was like: I'll show you when I copied this down. When she was finally finished with that she couldn't find her ID. I said I wanted to get that ticket, including what she'd keep for herself. She was like: My colleague will show his ID. So she got him and he showed his ID and I couldn't do anything to avoid the ticket anymore, really.

Man, if I had just asked her for her ID before I showed her my ID I would have gotten away with it :-\ Fuck. I could have bought an Oranje t-shirt from that money.
 

JAZ

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Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 05:22:53 AM »
how much is it?
 

smegma

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Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 05:25:35 AM »
€30
 

Elano

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Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 05:29:13 AM »
I was just riding my bike through the shopping center when I got stopped by a police officer. She told me I wasn't allowed to ride my bike there (as if I didn't know) and that she wanted to see my ID. So I gave her my ID and she started to pen things down. I asked her for her ID and she was like: I'll show you when I copied this down. When she was finally finished with that she couldn't find her ID. I said I wanted to get that ticket, including what she'd keep for herself. She was like: My colleague will show his ID. So she got him and he showed his ID and I couldn't do anything to avoid the ticket anymore, really.

Man, if I had just asked her for her ID before I showed her my ID I would have gotten away with it :-\ Fuck. I could have bought an Oranje t-shirt from that money.


oh...an orange t-shirt :D
 

Elevz

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Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2008, 10:59:52 AM »
You should have told her that if she'd let you off, you were going to use the money to buy an Oranje t-shirt. Surely she would have understood the importance!
 

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Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 04:44:03 PM »
I was just riding my bike through the shopping center...
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

OG Hack Wilson

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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 04:50:21 PM »
man you ride your bike in the wrong place in Maine and you get shot
 

AnybodyKilla

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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2008, 05:08:11 PM »
I got one a few weeks ago for being drunk at the beach LOL. The pig tried taking the bottle from me, i told him to suck my dick and finished chuging down my 40oz. Then they cuffed me and gave me a ticket for $240 bucks, you got lucky buddy!!!
 

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Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2008, 05:29:11 PM »
Hard luck mate. 30euros is a rip off
 

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Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 08:11:09 PM »
I got one a few weeks ago for being drunk at the beach LOL. The pig tried taking the bottle from me, i told him to suck my dick and finished chuging down my 40oz. Then they cuffed me and gave me a ticket for $240 bucks, you got lucky buddy!!!


Damn...you pulled a slick one there, buddy.
 

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Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2008, 09:51:36 PM »
man you ride your bike in the wrong place in Maine and you get shot

care to explain more
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Lunatic

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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2008, 10:09:40 PM »
I got one a few weeks ago for being drunk at the beach LOL. The pig tried taking the bottle from me, i told him to suck my dick and finished chuging down my 40oz. Then they cuffed me and gave me a ticket for $240 bucks, you got lucky buddy!!!
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AnybodyKilla

Re: Shit! I just got a ticket and I could have avoided it.
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2008, 01:55:35 AM »
I got one a few weeks ago for being drunk at the beach LOL. The pig tried taking the bottle from me, i told him to suck my dick and finished chuging down my 40oz. Then they cuffed me and gave me a ticket for $240 bucks, you got lucky buddy!!!
LMAO

HAHAHAHA, real talk mayne!!!
 

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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2008, 02:36:21 AM »
all this orange makes my eyes hurt.
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2008, 10:56:13 AM »
thats the euro 2k8 support color probably.