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BenGay down there (no homo)
« on: June 07, 2008, 11:10:50 PM »
Just made a big mistake, long story short, got some bengay on my dick.


ouch.


 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2008, 11:58:10 PM »
whats bengay?
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2008, 12:43:50 AM »
Next time, don't get desperate when there's nothing to jerk with.
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2008, 12:56:34 AM »
Next time, don't get desperate when there's nothing to jerk with.

just go dry. :laugh:
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2008, 12:57:16 AM »
whats bengay?

its a heat rub used to relieve muscle pain. 
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2008, 07:09:01 AM »
Yo, that's funny as fuck. Once my grandfather did somethang like that. He put IceyHot on his ass. :laugh:

Same shit though, LMAO.
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2008, 07:21:32 AM »
whats bengay?

its a heat rub used to relieve muscle pain. 

We gots something called Tigerbalsam for that
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2008, 10:53:47 AM »
Next time, don't get desperate when there's nothing to jerk with.

just go dry. :laugh:


NEVER! :D
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2008, 02:55:46 PM »
Lmao. What would possess you to use BenGay??

Or did you do an American Pie 2 and get the tubes mixed up  :laugh:

At least it wasn't super glue...
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2008, 06:02:58 PM »
Lmao. What would possess you to use BenGay??

Or did you do an American Pie 2 and get the tubes mixed up  :laugh:

At least it wasn't super glue...

I got hurt playing football on friday so I've been massaging my shoulder with it.  I went to take a piss without washing first and, there.
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2008, 06:03:35 PM »
ouch!
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2008, 06:25:53 PM »
Lmao. What would possess you to use BenGay??

Or did you do an American Pie 2 and get the tubes mixed up  :laugh:

At least it wasn't super glue...

I got hurt playing football on friday so I've been massaging my shoulder with it.  I went to take a piss without washing first and, there.
:yikes:
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2008, 06:35:19 PM »
Lmao. What would possess you to use BenGay??

Or did you do an American Pie 2 and get the tubes mixed up  :laugh:

At least it wasn't super glue...

I got hurt playing football on friday so I've been massaging my shoulder with it.  I went to take a piss without washing first and, there.

ouch.   :'(
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2008, 06:38:19 PM »
dayum... that kinda sucks
 

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Re: BenGay down there (no homo)
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2008, 12:00:29 AM »
I feel for you (no homo), but that is kind of funny