Stoned driver in Alaska gets 3 years

[chicharo]

The accident probably woulda' been worse if he wasn't faded...

the accident probably woulda' never happened if he wasn't faded...

that depends dawg...some katts drive better blazed...

i know i drive slower when im faded trying not go over the speed limit or anything that gives cops an excuse to pull me over although i am mexican so they probably pull me over anyway to check for papers

[herpes]

The accident probably woulda' been worse if he wasn't faded...

the accident probably woulda' never happened if he wasn't faded...

i drive better than everyone else on the road...blazed, drunk, shroomin, it don't matter. shit like this happens from stupidity, not from weed.

You're a fucking moron.  For your gross ignorance I hope when you are driving drunk or high you wrap you're car around a telephone poll instead of some poor family.  A cocksucker like you with no regard for anyone deserves the worst.

[Al Bundy]

it really depends on how high you are but since marijuana is illegal it doesn't matter since you'll automatically get into shit for it.

[Chief]

The accident probably woulda' been worse if he wasn't faded...

the accident probably woulda' never happened if he wasn't faded...

i drive better than everyone else on the road...blazed, drunk, shroomin, it don't matter. shit like this happens from stupidity, not from weed.

c'mon now man, bein blazed yeh, probably because you stick to the speed limit and take it easy... but drunk or shroomin?? reaction times are fucked man, thats ignorant to say that... i'm not talkin after a couple beers, i mean DRUNK like cant walk strait.... and shroomin, dude driving while trippin is just plain crazy 

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

The accident probably woulda' been worse if he wasn't faded...

the accident probably woulda' never happened if he wasn't faded...

i drive better than everyone else on the road...blazed, drunk, shroomin, it don't matter. shit like this happens from stupidity, not from weed.

You're a fucking moron.  For your gross ignorance I hope when you are driving drunk or high you wrap you're car around a telephone poll instead of some poor family.  A cocksucker like you with no regard for anyone deserves the worst.

at least i'm not a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's talkin about...i know my limitations, bitchel. if i say i drive better blazed, it means i drive better blazed...

[herpes]

The accident probably woulda' been worse if he wasn't faded...

the accident probably woulda' never happened if he wasn't faded...

i drive better than everyone else on the road...blazed, drunk, shroomin, it don't matter. shit like this happens from stupidity, not from weed.

You're a fucking moron.  For your gross ignorance I hope when you are driving drunk or high you wrap you're car around a telephone poll instead of some poor family.  A cocksucker like you with no regard for anyone deserves the worst.

at least i'm not a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's talkin about...i know my limitations, bitchel. if i say i drive better blazed, it means i drive better blazed...

everyone says that you fucking moron. 

[J Bananas]

The accident probably woulda' been worse if he wasn't faded...

the accident probably woulda' never happened if he wasn't faded...

i drive better than everyone else on the road...blazed, drunk, shroomin, it don't matter. shit like this happens from stupidity, not from weed.

You're a fucking moron.  For your gross ignorance I hope when you are driving drunk or high you wrap you're car around a telephone poll instead of some poor family.  A cocksucker like you with no regard for anyone deserves the worst.

at least i'm not a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's talkin about...i know my limitations, bitchel. if i say i drive better blazed, it means i drive better blazed...

everyone says that you fucking moron. 

and what is a bitchel?

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

The accident probably woulda' been worse if he wasn't faded...

the accident probably woulda' never happened if he wasn't faded...

i drive better than everyone else on the road...blazed, drunk, shroomin, it don't matter. shit like this happens from stupidity, not from weed.

You're a fucking moron.  For your gross ignorance I hope when you are driving drunk or high you wrap you're car around a telephone poll instead of some poor family.  A cocksucker like you with no regard for anyone deserves the worst.

at least i'm not a fucking idiot who has no idea what he's talkin about...i know my limitations, bitchel. if i say i drive better blazed, it means i drive better blazed...

everyone says that you fucking moron. 

who gives a fuck what everybody says? i personally know my driving limitations and it's no secret that 99% of drivers on the road are more retarded than you. no reason to get excited and start jerkin over that.

and what is a bitchel?

it's a mirror away