have you ever?

[Chief]

been invited back to a chicks place, get butt naked, get a crap blow job, tell her what to do, she gets offended, get the fuck out of there?

if theres any chicks out there, guys already know you like confidence, you need to realise self conscious chicks are a right turn off.

shit is insane, pissed me right off. now its 3am and i'm eating a pepper steak pie 

[Elevz]

Lmao, there's a difference between giving her directions and teaching her Blowjob 101... lol.

How many chicks really do know how to suck a good dick anyway?

[Chief]

dude this blow job was terrible. really bad.

i just told her to put the damn thing in her mouth, i didnt have a boner and she wasnt helping the situation, just kind of put it in her mouth and let it sit there... i was like WTF move your damn lips around!! she told me she never got a complaint before, i was like you know different strokes, just stick it in your mouth and suck the damn thing

when i realised i'm better off just eating a steak pie i got the fuck up on out of there. terrible result.

[Elevz]

Lmao, that totally sucks... You shouldn't pick up ugly virgin girls though. No wonder she's never had complaints before

Although... Well... Couldn't you just get it up and lay her? So much for a bad blowjob; there's greater fun to be found elsewhere!

[Elevz]

So how was the steak?

[Chief]

i got the steak at a service station at 2.30am, i'll let you be the judge.

she wasnt no virgin man, 23 years old, no way i would fuck her without a helmet on, and cant get one of those without a solid boner.

she obviously hasnt had a decent dick in her life yet

[Ali Tha Great]

dude this blow job was terrible. really bad.

i just told her to put the damn thing in her mouth, i didnt have a boner and she wasnt helping the situation, just kind of put it in her mouth and let it sit there... i was like WTF move your damn lips around!! she told me she never got a complaint before, i was like you know different strokes, just stick it in your mouth and suck the damn thing

when i realised i'm better off just eating a steak pie i got the fuck up on out of there. terrible result.

LMFAO dawg...+3 son

[Elevz]

Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.

[Kool Beenz]

lol it happins

[Sikotic™]

I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.

She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.

[Chief]

Maybe it's just me, but I've never had a problem getting my wood ready for take off. Focusing on the lady during foreplay is a true killer for your boner though, I'll give you that... Shit, don't mourn about it though. A woman who can't get you hard, probably wouldn't be worth fucking anyway. I sure hope that was one hell of a service station though - just so the steak could make up for it... lol. Not likely.

lol i'm far from mourning mate, i dont have a problem gettin a boner either but i aint gettin all excited just cause i'm naked with a chick lol i'm not 18 anymore, she needs to put in some work too

[Chief]

I disagree. I love insecure girls. They will do anything to please.

She probably never gave head before. Seems like she had no idea what she was doing.

i agree she had no idea, but shes done it before.

[M Dogg™]

been invited back to a chicks place, get butt naked, get a crap blow job, tell her what to do, she gets offended, get the fuck out of there?

if theres any chicks out there, guys already know you like confidence, you need to realise self conscious chicks are a right turn off.

shit is insane, pissed me right off. now its 3am and i'm eating a pepper steak pie 

if that's true, that's funny. i never had that happen, the ones that gave bad head, i just ate them out, made them pass out and bounce. this has only happened a couple of times.

[Muhfukka]

hahaha you should have smacked that ho

[Chief]

haha no shit its funny!! and dont be a dick with that "if thats true" bullshit