the pissing game

[Don Jacob]

really simple, i thought it up right now when i was pissing a gallon at work. Felt like the first Austin Powers


rules are simple.


1. next time you take a piss count how many seconds you last and post it.
2. Be honest


I'll post the top 10, here:


1. es Jay: 51 Seconds
2. Three 2 Get Ready: 49 seconds
3. MTL's M-0-s-T: 48 seconds
4. Don Jacob: 48 seconds
5. Don Jacob: 47 Seconds
6. Three 2 Get Ready: 45 Seconds
7. es Jay- 42 Seconds
8. Three 2 Get Ready: 41 seconds
9. Don Jacob: 40 seconds
10. Blunt Tyme: 38 seconds

[Chief]

lol there will always being a wise ass lying

but the longest piss i ever did was around 70-80 seconds i counted that shit too cause i knew it would be a long piss

[Elevz]

[sarcasm]
I should remind myself to count tomorrow morning. I won't take a leak all night, just so I can win this game. This'll be so much worth it...!
[/sarcasm]

I might just do it though.

[Muhfukka]

honestly, sometimes i piss for 3-4 minutes straight. no joke. it trips me out sometimes because i wont feel like i have to piss, and then out of nowhere i have to piss really bad and it just doesnt stop. i am six foot seven so my bladder is probably larger than average but still

[Elevz]

First to put down a score! I timed 11 seconds. lmao. Didn't have to take a piss, but did it anyway. What prize do I get?

[Don Jacob]

16 seconds

[Elevz]

41!

[Þŕiņçë]

Ok i dont think ive ever pissed for longer than like 20 seconds lol. I think i have a small bladder so i piss more frequently.

[Elevz]

Ok i dont think ive ever pissed for longer than like 20 seconds lol. I think i have a small bladder so i piss more frequently.

Are you serious? I know that if I've had a lot of water or beer, I can go well over a minute.

[Don Jacob]

fuck 41? damn i had a 36er this morning

[westsiderider323]

22 seconds thiz mornin

[Elevz]

49 this morning. Had a lot of beers last night and some water before going to bed. I think I'll have to take back that story of going well over a minute though, because 49 seconds seemed forever - not much to improve on that score. Either way, I do have a highly trained bladder 

[Elevz]

Props to Don Jacob for keeping track of the scores!

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

i take super short ass pisses...ill time it next time.

[Don Jacob]

40 this mourning