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I_Always_Knew

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chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: November 05, 2008, 03:45:35 AM »
Quote from: agmo,Wed, Nov 5 2008, 03:28am
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. 
  There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. 
   Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 
  Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. 
  Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. 
  Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. 
  Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 
  Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Ali Tha Great

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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 03:47:49 AM »
chuck norris>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kobe bryant
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I_Always_Knew

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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2008, 03:49:27 AM »
ahhaha ur awake..............
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Chief

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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2008, 05:42:11 AM »
yeah well he couldnt kick bruce lee's ass!
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Jome

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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2008, 05:53:00 PM »
Resurrected.
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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2008, 06:06:15 PM »


Ali i see you....
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Jome

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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2008, 06:07:08 PM »
 ;D
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J.D. Wykid, Esq.

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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2008, 06:25:38 PM »
people still find chuck norris 'jokes' funny?

wow..
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'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
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Ali Tha Great

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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2008, 06:59:03 PM »
Quote from: The Wykid Won on November 06, 2008, 06:25:38 PM
people still find chuck norris 'jokes' FACTS funny?

wow..
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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2008, 07:16:03 PM »
I stll laugh at some of them... I remember when I first found them on the net, memories  8)
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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2008, 07:30:54 PM »
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Quote from: QuietTruth on January 16, 2010, 04:00:54 PM
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2008, 08:06:23 PM »
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OchoCinco

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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2008, 08:22:35 PM »
chuck norris jokes are played out.
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Kool Beenz

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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2008, 09:01:04 PM »
Quote from: OchoCinco on November 06, 2008, 08:22:35 PM
chuck norris jokes are played out.

Chad Johnson and the whole bengals team is played out
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Re: chuck norris is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2008, 09:02:16 PM »
they won last week  ::)
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