Author Topic: Why is santa claus always happy???  (Read 398 times)

Kool Beenz

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Why is santa claus always happy???
« on: December 22, 2008, 11:47:23 AM »
because he knows where all the naughty girls live
 

penenstamp

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 11:48:10 AM »
blame coca cola
 

Floydness

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 11:49:13 AM »
hes always happy because he gets to eat whatever he wants and he still gets laid..
 

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 07:27:32 PM »
santa=pedophile?
 

westsiderider323

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 07:28:21 PM »
santa=pedophile?

its possible
he does let lil kids sit on his lap and watches them while they sleep
 

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 07:31:50 PM »
If letting him watch me sleep and having to sit on his morning wood is all I gotta do in order to get some gifts, then count me in.
 

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 07:35:02 PM »
santa=pedophile?

its possible
he does let lil kids sit on his lap and watches them while they sleep


he also fucks reindeers
 

penenstamp

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2008, 07:14:07 AM »
If letting him watch me sleep and having to sit on his morning wood is all I gotta do in order to get some gifts, then count me in.

lol
 

Lunatic

Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 08:04:03 AM »
If letting him watch me sleep and having to sit on his morning wood is all I gotta do in order to get some gifts, then count me in.
:D
 

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2008, 04:50:48 PM »
this thread is blasphemy  >:(
 

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2008, 05:25:32 PM »
i lol'd
 

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2008, 05:55:32 PM »
@Wassup Bitch ur sig is fucking classic
 

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2008, 08:17:19 PM »
@Wassup Bitch ur sig is fucking classic

 8) must say i found it because of someone else's sig
 

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Re: Why is santa claus always happy???
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2008, 09:49:30 PM »
@Wassup Bitch ur sig is fucking classic

 8) must say i found it because of someone else's sig

why was he laying on the ground there?