movie quotes - love/marriage/life

[The Watcher]

looks like i've got to give a best man's speech at a wedding in march. last night i was thinking that i would make the speech up mainly of movie quotes about love/marriage/life in some way. i was thinking of starting off with the quote from the departed:

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Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
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any other quotes people think would be good?

[acgrundy]

LMAO!  Are  you serious dude?

[The Watcher]

yeah, my brother is big into movies and that quote above is the shit my family will find funny

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LMFAO. Classic.

[acgrundy]

You should give luke wilson's speech from old school...