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This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« on: January 08, 2009, 11:40:34 PM »
WTF is next?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/c7d85T4OfqA" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/c7d85T4OfqA</a>
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Kool Beenz

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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 11:48:57 PM »
maybe he will turn into a pimp and start selling pussy
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Sikotic™

Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 11:59:19 PM »
Quote from: A.G. on January 08, 2009, 11:48:57 PM
maybe he will turn into a pimp and start selling pussy
I'd put that shit on speed dial.
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Kool Beenz

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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 12:05:43 AM »
hell yeah
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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 12:08:16 AM »
As Seen On TV Hoes... holy shit. We sell As Seen On TV at my store, I could imagine if hoes would be in that section.
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jeromechickenbone

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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 12:10:26 AM »
I buy everything billy advertises.  You should all do the same.
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Hey Ma

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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2009, 12:14:38 AM »
That boy could sell tone to a phone. I support him and his well manicured beard 100 percent.
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jeromechickenbone

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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2009, 12:32:30 AM »
Quote from: B A N A N A S on January 09, 2009, 12:14:38 AM
That boy could sell tone to a phone. I support him and his well manicured beard 100 percent.


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Sikotic™

Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2009, 12:35:58 AM »
I wish my beard came in perfect like him. I would rock a blue polo all day everyday and be the chocolate Billy Mays.
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Rick McCrank

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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2009, 12:44:48 AM »
I saw him do a DC Snowboard commercial and an ESPN commercial
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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2009, 01:02:06 AM »
jesus h christ!


what's next Tampons and  Pads??


HI BILLY MAYS HERE! AND I"M  HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE AMAZING SUPER ABSORBENT POWERS OF M-OXY PADS!  ACT NOW AND WE"LL THROW IN AN EXTRA BOX OF OUR SHAM-WOW-ON ROPE SUPER ABSORBENT TAMPONS! 
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Sikotic™

Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2009, 01:31:58 AM »
Quote from: Don Jacob on January 09, 2009, 01:02:06 AM
jesus h christ!


what's next Tampons and  Pads??


HI BILLY MAYS HERE! AND I"M  HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE AMAZING SUPER ABSORBENT POWERS OF M-OXY PADS!  ACT NOW AND WE"LL THROW IN AN EXTRA BOX OF OUR SHAM-WOW-ON ROPE SUPER ABSORBENT TAMPONS! 
FUCK MAN DONT PUT THAT GENIUS SHIT ON THE DUB. SHAM-WOW TAMPONS? A BITCH COULD KEEP THAT IN HER SNATCH FOR AN ETERNITY. SELL THAT SHIT!!!!!
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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2009, 01:55:41 PM »
Quote from: King Sikotic II on January 09, 2009, 01:31:58 AM
Quote from: Don Jacob on January 09, 2009, 01:02:06 AM
jesus h christ!


what's next Tampons and  Pads??


HI BILLY MAYS HERE! AND I"M  HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE AMAZING SUPER ABSORBENT POWERS OF M-OXY PADS!  ACT NOW AND WE"LL THROW IN AN EXTRA BOX OF OUR SHAM-WOW-ON ROPE SUPER ABSORBENT TAMPONS! 
FUCK MAN DONT PUT THAT GENIUS SHIT ON THE DUB. SHAM-WOW TAMPONS? A BITCH COULD KEEP THAT IN HER SNATCH FOR AN ETERNITY. SELL THAT SHIT!!!!!

lol as well as that skinny prick that tries to sell 'em.
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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2009, 02:58:57 PM »
If SHAMWOW had gotten Billy Mays, they woulda sold 1M more units by now. 

true story.
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Muhfukka

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Re: This nigga Billy Mays is selling health insurance now???
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2009, 03:12:15 PM »
have you guys ever seen that chef tony who sells kitchen knives on tv
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