so I got fired today...

[Hey Ma]

It would be a dream job to do HR for some corporation and just fire people all die.

"Sooo...what would you do with unlimited time off and no income? that's right derek, clean out your locker, you're fucking fired."

[Floydness]

lol have u ever seen "theres something about mary"? I love it when the hitch hiker scene is on and the guy is like "step into my office!" bens like "why?" and the screwball is like "cuz ur fucken fired!"

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

If thats what ur into that u should def go for it with passion! as for me, im studying to become an exotic animal trainer.

that sounds very interesting.  u gonna be fucking with tigers and shit like that?? or animals that are somewhat more tame?

[Floydness]

Im going into exotic felines

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

It would be a dream job to do HR for some corporation and just fire people all die.

"Sooo...what would you do with unlimited time off and no income? that's right derek, clean out your locker, you're fucking fired."

COLD BLOODED! lol

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

Im going into exotic felines

dont get siegfried and roy'd

[Floydness]

yeah tell me about it..

[Kool Beenz]

keep it gangsta and apply for unemployment

[The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES]

He shoulda did his business face-to-face.  Where's his priorities?  Look for another company, get with the competition.

[Floydness]

thanx guys!

[boozy]

hey keep ya head up, there aint nothin worse than when you loose your job, but when one door closes anotha one opens.                                                          nathan1973@live.com

[OG Hack Wilson]

hey man, sue them!

[OG Hack Wilson]

me: can u at least give me a 2 week notice so i can find another job?
boss: ill pay u for this week
me: jesus christ
boss: u believe in jesus now?
me:
boss: sorry...

what a jerk

[the ghost]

Keep your head up...yeah since you got laid-off, you can file for unemployment.  Might as well you have paid into it.  That can help a bit while you find a new job.  it could even help you intern at a zoo or something in the meantime.  Good luck

[ToOoOoN!!!]

good luck to find another job,sucks to get laid off like that!