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Floydness

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so im in vegas right now....
« on: January 17, 2009, 08:51:47 PM »
with a couple of friends and its FUCKING FUNNY lol.. this has been by far one of the funniest trips of my life. Were with this dude named Sam and he literally never stops talking lol.. imagine this.. ur driving with someone for over an hour and every 2.3 seconds he repeats:
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR CHODE???"
" ONE TIME I WAS WITH MY COUSIN AND HE WAS PAINTED BLUE WITH ANGEL WINGS THAT WERE STARTING TO FALL OFF AND THEN HE TOOK ME TO PLAY TAG TEAM AND HE CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD"
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR ASS?"
"IM IN THE MIDDLE EAST I SWITCH BEEF FROM SHISH KABBAB"
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR CHODE?"
"ASS PUSSY"
"NO WALL"
"AINT NO SUNSHINE IN HERE BECAUSE ITS NIGHT"
"MY NIGGA"
"CHODE"
"THE MUTHA FUCKEN COFFINS AND PUSSY"
 lmaoooooo then hes starts talking to two fat girls with glasses and gets their numbers LMAO he then starts talking about how he has the best taste in women... this is probably one of the funniest guys ever. Elior got a raging headache and wants to throw up already lol.. hes talking as I write this lmaooo..

just thought I would share.
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2009, 08:54:37 PM »
Vegas is a good time. Born n raised
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2009, 08:55:12 PM »
Enjoyin yourself? ;D



Sam is on crack. :laugh:
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2009, 09:18:17 PM »
them cats that be handin out them escort cards...
haha
you be doin that?
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2009, 09:59:54 PM »
^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2009, 10:11:25 PM »
hah your like uh, hold up i asked for this 1, and you bring me this 1
and hes like no espeak ingles




Quote from: Floydness on January 17, 2009, 09:59:54 PM
^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\
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damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2009, 10:56:07 PM »
Quote from: Floydness on January 17, 2009, 09:59:54 PM
^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\


tryna figure out why u know that shit.....but anyways, wasnt u sayin you were out of a job?
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2009, 01:09:39 AM »
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2009, 05:46:25 AM »
LOL, jbananas looks just like i pictured him.


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Floydness

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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2009, 11:25:38 PM »
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on January 17, 2009, 10:56:07 PM
Quote from: Floydness on January 17, 2009, 09:59:54 PM
^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\


tryna figure out why u know that shit.....but anyways, wasnt u sayin you were out of a job?

lol.. I am out of a job.. fuck that, im not putting a hold on my fun because of that.. I like to enjoy the fruits of my labor.. and im looking for another one lol 8)
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2009, 11:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Now_I_Know on January 18, 2009, 05:46:25 AM
LOL, jbananas looks just like i pictured him.




lol @ you picturing me gaymo. first ugly black porno chicks now me? just tell me what is so wrong with floydness?
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2009, 11:58:41 PM »
my head has dents.. :-X
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2009, 12:11:58 AM »
I think during the whole trip ive heard the word "chode" like 5600 times... lol it was a fun trip all in all.. lmao also, my friend that I brought is a lil on the lezbo side and they went out together (sam and her) and they met like 6 chicks and she took them all away from him, got their number, won dolls for them, and totally cock blocked him LMAO.. then later on she was saying how shes gonna hit them up and they werent into him at all.. so on the way home hes like:

sam: im so happy i met those girls
me: sam nothing even happend with those girls
sam: yeah we have the digits
me: No.. she has the digits
sam: yeah but she will help me hook up with them ::)
sam: SWALLOW MY CHODE
me: No sam.. she likes them.. she doesnt want to share the girls with u.. as a matter of fact ull never see those girls again.
sam: really??
me: yes... think of her as another guy thats trying to complete with u :-X
sam: but guys share girls
sam: WHATS WRONG WITH UR CHODE?!?!?
me: ur not sharing anyone with her LMAO :laugh:
sam: fuck.... :-\

lmaoooo hes sooooooooo funny! I couldnt stop laughing the whole time!
« Last Edit: January 19, 2009, 12:13:41 AM by Floydness »
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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2009, 12:36:38 AM »
Quote from: Floydness on January 18, 2009, 11:25:38 PM
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on January 17, 2009, 10:56:07 PM
Quote from: Floydness on January 17, 2009, 09:59:54 PM
^^ yeah but then you call them over and they never look like they do on the cards :-\


tryna figure out why u know that shit.....but anyways, wasnt u sayin you were out of a job?

lol.. I am out of a job.. fuck that, im not putting a hold on my fun because of that.. I like to enjoy the fruits of my labor.. and im looking for another one lol 8)


Im just sayin....i know some muhafuckas in LV that are always hirin  ;)
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Floydness

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Re: so im in vegas right now....
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2009, 12:47:45 AM »
thanx for the suggestion hunn  :D(was it a suggestion? LOL) but I live in socal lol.. the market does seem to be a little dry here though  :-\
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