Author Topic: Shaq Quotes (Read 339 times)

Citizen-Y · « **on:** February 27, 2009, 04:41:18 PM »

http://www.shaqquotes.com

REPORTER: Last time you pinched yourself when a check arrived at your house and said to yourself or your wife, “I can’t believe they pay me X to do Y”?

SHAQ: Never. Last time I looked at a check, I said to myself, “Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I’m going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.”

“Utah had beaten us in the playoffs the year before, and my knee was screwed up, so Greg Ostertag was scoring, blocking a couple of my shots. I guess it gave him confidence. Lord knows, after seeing his game, he needs it. I went to talk to him after a practice and let him know he needs to just play and not talk. I said, ‘Man, you need to watch what you say.’ And he was like, ‘Fuck you, watch what you say.’ So I was like, ‘Oh, you bad now?’ I wasn’t even mad, it was like a reflex. My openhanded right came up and smacked him upside his crew cut head. He went down, fetal position, whining, ‘My contact lenses, my contact lenses!’ If Ostertag had known I’d taken Tae-Bo with Billy Blanks, he wouldn’t have said that.”

“Alvin’s the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!”

Rick McCrank · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2009, 04:49:46 PM »

FICA might be killin him but at least he gets millions on top of it

talk to a dude like me when I get my check, I could use that FICA money more

Kool Beenz · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2009, 06:24:30 PM »

i heard this one in the begining of the season

he was whoopin ass in a game with the Suns and said something like

"It takes more than mathematical skills to beat me"

lol that was just funny to me

Kool Beenz · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2009, 12:59:02 AM »

Feb 28, 2009
his comments after beating the Suns

""I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center," he said, "and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there."

mrceo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2009, 09:30:04 PM »

Quote from: A.G. on February 28, 2009, 12:59:02 AM

Feb 28, 2009
his comments after beating the Suns

""I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center," he said, "and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there."

Haha, I liked that one