official dates are fucked up!

[Chief]

it was a horrible ordeal, i am never going on a date again, i'm a broke student this bird dragged me to some ritzy bullshit ass bar, the bitch got a drink out of me too    it cost $16

[Mr. O]

it was a horrible ordeal, i am never going on a date again, i'm a broke student this bird dragged me to some ritzy bullshit ass bar, the bitch got a drink out of me too    it cost $16

that's why you don't offer anything to her.  Have her offer you some.

[Tanjential]

live within your means, find dope shit to do in the circumstances and resources that are available to you, and accept that some women you just won't be able to get unless you're in certain situations. it's fine, get to the point where you can do what you really like to do and girls that also like that shit will eventually be doing that shit with you.


-T

[NotoriousTDA]

16 bucks? wtf were your drinking? jagger bombs?

shit the bar i was at last night they were only 5 bucks 

Im hung over as fuck. FML

[herpes]

you need a better job

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

Just buy her a $3.00 MD 20/20 and call it a night.  A bitch aint classy if she dont fuck with the Mad Dog.  Not to mention, they get horny off that shit for some reason  

[Tanjential]

what is that? a malt liquor, a wine, or what?


-T

[Muhfukka]

YEAH GO SIT IN THE ALLEY WITH SOME ORANGE MAD DOG BITCHES LOVE THAT SHIT

[GENERIK]

what's the most anyones spent at a bar? the first time i ever went to a bar when i first turned 21 i went with my chick and we spent like over 100 dollars on drinks and shit. we were supposed to only get a long island because she said they're the best bang for your buck. by then we were sitting at the bar, and now that i remember, i fucked up by opening up a tab but my chick suggested we should because she's been to bars n stuff before so i didn't know. i should have payed with cash. so by then we were a little tipsy and the bartender just kept suggesting drinks and trying to be all friendly and it worked. we kept ordering drinks and we were so faded by the end of the night so when i got the bill i just handed him my credit card because i only had 60 bucks in cash. but would i do it again?

[acgrundy]

LOL...you are mad cause you spent $16???  Hahaha...wow, guess you better start getting some more houses on your newspaper delivery route or ask your parents for a raise in allowance.

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

what is that? a malt liquor, a wine, or what?


-T

wine

[Mr. O]

it was a horrible ordeal, i am never going on a date again, i'm a broke student this bird dragged me to some ritzy bullshit ass bar, the bitch got a drink out of me too    it cost $16

Hey, don't you work? Thing is how the fuck can ppl go on a date if they can't afford shit, ya know?

[Turf Hitta]

lol @ buying a drink being your worst date ever. you're either the pimp of the century and you usually get everything all on a bitch or you just dont go on many dates. Im guessing the latter.

[Roccy]

lol...i bet you wish you could of taken her to the park now huh?

[Chief]

live within your means, find dope shit to do in the circumstances and resources that are available to you, and accept that some women you just won't be able to get unless you're in certain situations. it's fine, get to the point where you can do what you really like to do and girls that also like that shit will eventually be doing that shit with you.


-T

yeah man, thats good advice.

16 bucks? wtf were your drinking? jagger bombs?

shit the bar i was at last night they were only 5 bucks 

Im hung over as fuck. FML

the bitch ordered a cocktail, BTW 16$ australian is about 9$ US

LOL...you are mad cause you spent $16???  Hahaha...wow, guess you better start getting some more houses on your newspaper delivery route or ask your parents for a raise in allowance.

aaaahahahaha you bitter old miserable cunt, havent lived with my parents for fucking years

it was a horrible ordeal, i am never going on a date again, i'm a broke student this bird dragged me to some ritzy bullshit ass bar, the bitch got a drink out of me too    it cost $16

Hey, don't you work? Thing is how the fuck can ppl go on a date if they can't afford shit, ya know?

yeah i work but i'm back at university so i work less, my mate had to move out of my place so i'm paying HEAPS for rent every week. i could afford the drink i just didnt want to cause i could see the date wasnt going places.

lol @ buying a drink being your worst date ever. you're either the pimp of the century and you usually get everything all on a bitch or you just dont go on many dates. Im guessing the latter.

yeah man i dont usually date, i thought i might try something different though. big mistake unless you already know the girl.