Strangest experience/s with women

[morbidenigma]

what are urs.. this is probably mine..

i was walking back home, thru a park, i come up to a woman sitting on a bench, i see her crying, im thinking im just gonna walk past, but then we have eye contact, so im thinkin shit i got say sumink now.. so i say to her are u ok.. then we get talking .. whats ur name.. what dyu do etc .. normally bullshit convo.. then she says dyu want go back to my place for a cup of tea or coffee.. it was quite a cold day... so i thought why not..  so we back a her place.. shes telling me how she met her hubby when she was 20 and how everything was hunky dory at the beginning .. but now he's a complete assshole to her... i got her.. u seem like a lovely person .. im sure ull meet someone who treats u rite.. she says why cudnt a find a guy like u and starts rubbin my leg.. then her fone rings.. its a husband.. he starts shouting at her over the fone.. the woman bursts into waterworks.. im thinkin fuck this shit and make a quick exit thru the front door..

[Not Likely]

you shoulda answered and said you were her new husband and fucked her while he listened over the phone!

-Not Likely

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

HAHA A QUIK EXIT THRU THE FRONT DOOR
DID YOU RUN LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW?

what are urs.. this is probably mine..

i was walking back home, thru a park, i come up to a woman sitting on a bench, i see her crying, im thinking im just gonna walk past, but then we have eye contact, so im thinkin shit i got say sumink now.. so i say to her are u ok.. then we get talking .. whats ur name.. what dyu do etc .. normally bullshit convo.. then she says dyu want go back to my place for a cup of tea or coffee.. it was quite a cold day... so i thought why not..  so we back a her place.. shes telling me how she met her hubby when she was 20 and how everything was hunky dory at the beginning .. but now he's a complete assshole to her... i got her.. u seem like a lovely person .. im sure ull meet someone who treats u rite.. she says why cudnt a find a guy like u and starts rubbin my leg.. then her fone rings.. its a husband.. he starts shouting at her over the fone.. the woman bursts into waterworks.. im thinkin fuck this shit and make a quick exit thru the front door..

[Rick_Ross]

i once had 14 model chicks on me at once. not strange but its all good. bawse.

[Matty]

bet they still didn't cover the whole of yo' fat ol' ass bossman.

[Kool Beenz]

you shoulda answered and said you were her new husband and fucked her while he listened over the phone!

-Not Likely

LMAO

[K.Dub]

you shoulda answered and said you were her new husband and fucked her while he listened over the phone!

-Not Likely

Hahhaha

[Jaydc555]

Floydness and queen did lines of e off my cock then tossed me salad.then we sat around watching fraggle rock

[E-L-P]

I went out with a really religious girl once, that whole experience was super weird.

[NotoriousTDA]

i was once with a biter. not a cool. after we made sweet passionate love my back and neck looked like i was mauled by a pack of wolves.

what a crazy bitch.

[Paul]

I was seein a girl for probably less than a month but she liked fuckin fully clothed with just me unzipping my fly on my jeans or somethin, she was pretty strange

[Jaydc555]

^ha ha that reminds me of that chappelles show skit when the white guy is like let me stick my dick through my hole in my pajamas

[morbidenigma]

aint bithchez ever given u strange requests

[J Bananas]

I caught dome from some asian mom walking home from a car shop one day while my ride was getting repaired. she sucked me off in a empty stairwell of some nearby building after 15 minutes of talking to me.

OR

I caught dome from ANOTHER asian broad, this one younger and cuter, after holding the door open to my building, we talked in the elevator for about 3 minutes, ended up chatting in my hallway (didn't let her in my crib cuz i had hella heads already there), she ended up pulling out my cock and blowing me in my apartment hallway.


fuckin freaky ass asians

[Jaydc555]

The first time I did shroomz this chick I just met started giving me a hand job on my buddies bed but I just sat there in shock freaking out from the shroomz and I didn't know what to do lol