Anyone Farted Accidentally?

[INGlewood4Life]

Have you ever been choppin' IT UP WIT A FINE ONE and at the wrong time u gotta sneeze and you had a wet burrito earlier in the day?  And boom out comes a loud one!  Not only do you feel embarassed but cho ASS is just stankin'!!!!  i STILL haven't been able to recoup!!!!!!!!!

[Kool Beenz]

or have you ever been in front of class and giving a speech and all of a sudden you feel a big one coming so you make a face where you wanna fart but not make any noise...

and in the back of your head your thinking everyone knew why you made that face...
LMAO

[Chief]

are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.

[penenstamp]

I sometimes have troubles holding my air inside, so whenever I have a date I make sure I don't eat any meat, don't drink coffee and don't drink beer the day before and the day itself.

[Certified]

haha i farted at the gym twice in a week hahaha..when i lifting them weights to hard

[Floydness]

are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.

I laughed at this one lol

[penenstamp]

A lot of times when I'm in the club and I have to fart I walk around a little bit and let it out. 5 steps further when you turn around you see a group of people look at each other like "dude, that was you!" LOL

[NotoriousTDA]

LOL!!!

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

or how about takin that first fart after a day of bad diarrhea. When I say bad, i mean like, vegatable soup, u know. Only to find out, its not a fart lol

[jeromechickenbone]

A lot of times when I'm in the club and I have to fart I walk around a little bit and let it out. 5 steps further when you turn around you see a group of people look at each other like "dude, that was you!" LOL

That's known as crop dusting.  Just do a slow spray as you walk.

[penenstamp]

A lot of times when I'm in the club and I have to fart I walk around a little bit and let it out. 5 steps further when you turn around you see a group of people look at each other like "dude, that was you!" LOL

That's known as crop dusting.  Just do a slow spray as you walk.

silent but deadly

[AlerG]

are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.

Not necessarily, i eat lots of veggies, and it just so happens that they give me mad gas so...

chill

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

are you fat? that makes it worse. eat healthier food then you'll fart less.

Not necessarily, i eat lots of veggies, and it just so happens that they give me mad gas so...

chill

do you deep fry them and dip them in hot sauce? lol

[penenstamp]

it's meat, beer and coffee that make you smell. Not veggies.

[Michael]

it's meat, beer and coffee that make you smell. Not veggies.

yea but Veggies make you fart. not outrageous smelly ones but they give u mega gas