My Iphone is sitting at the bottom of a lake.

[jeromechickenbone]

And fucking AT&T is trying to charge me $400 for a new phone.  Haha they can go fuck themselves.  I pay almost $150 / month for that bitch anyway.  I do have VOIP at home (magicjack bitches) so I'm gonna make a valiant effort to only use that.  I'll save mad dough and will be much less burdened without it.  It's going on day 2 without it, and of course I've only needed my phone and it's functions about 2345 times.  But I am honestly gonna try and go without it.  It will be difficult.  Wish me luck.

Unplug from the Matrix doctrine.  Holla.

[white Boy]

whats the story?

[Job starring as King Of Zamunda]

lake havasu?

[jeromechickenbone]

lol, word Lake Havasu.  I was in a drunken stupor all weekend.  I debated whether to take my phone out of the car or not, but I said fuck it it'll be ok and took it.  I made it the whole day w/o incident - swimming, volleyball, boat, boozin, whatever whatever.  Then, i'm gathering my shit on the boat as we're gonna go pass out back at the homies.  I had a couple missed calls or whatever so i'm looking trough that shit and fumbled like a motherfucker.  It was like slow motion watching that thing fall from my hands into the water.  We were prolly only in 10-15 ft deep and I possibly could have saved it.  But I just stood there and watched it sink to the bottom.  I saluted it and went on my merry way.

A casualty and prolly a karmic response to the complete and utter debauchery in which I partook over the last 4 days. 

[QuietTruth]

I'm sorry about it, but LMFAO at the thread title.

['EclipZe]

LOL, poor guy.

[NotoriousTDA]

expensive cell phones are overrated

[Þŕiņçë]

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

You shoulda fished it outta the water and tried to return it. Set it down on the counter, soakin wet...and tell em you dont know whats wrong with it lol

[Primo]

I once dropped my phone in a nasty club urinal filled with mixed peoples urine.

[Pacific Standard]

A phone isn't supposed to be in a lake. 

[Matty]

uninsured iphone? oops...

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

I once dropped my phone in a nasty club urinal filled with mixed peoples urine.

how did you know the urine was from mixed people?

[Primo]

I once dropped my phone in a nasty club urinal filled with mixed peoples urine.

how did you know the urine was from mixed people?

The phrase "mixed people" is a hot button to you isn't it Tone?

[bez]

I did this the other week. But, I did actually throw mine into a lake, cos I was drunk, cold, bored, and thought it would amuse me. Funny thing is, I wasnt amused when I realized I hadnt taken my memory card out.