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pootypooty

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Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« on: March 27, 2009, 03:54:38 PM »


The Smoking Gun is reporting that ShamWow spokesperson Vince Schlomi was arrested in South Beach last month after an altercation with a prostitute.

The pair met at a nightclub and allegedly Vince paid $1000 for straight sex with her. During which, she bit his tongue and according to Vince "wouldn't let go". This occurred around 4am in Miami, Florida. So you know that good judgement was used.

Here are some photos of the lucky lady who apparently does not "love his nuts".

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Muhfukka

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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 04:02:23 PM »
hahahahaha
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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 04:29:56 PM »
Damn, first Billy Mayz pulls his card and now this.  I bet he's ready for this week to be over.
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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 04:31:40 PM »
he looks like benicio del toro
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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 06:09:25 PM »
Why do the guy on TV look 27 there and 59 here? Sad..LMAO.
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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 07:35:37 PM »
heres an even better question.. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PAY HER 1000.00 FOR SEX??!?!?! ??? ??? :stupid:
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OG Hack Wilson

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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 08:07:34 PM »
woops

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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 08:08:43 PM »
Quote from: Floydness on March 27, 2009, 07:35:37 PM
heres an even better question.. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PAY HER 1000.00 FOR SEX??!?!?! ??? ??? :stupid:

LOL  id pay her 5 bucks max
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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2009, 08:28:58 PM »
BILLY PLANTED THAT BITCH THERE!

GOD DAMNIT HES GOOD! :o
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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2009, 08:42:42 PM »
shamoops
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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 09:24:11 PM »
sham fuckin wow
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Re: Oh snap!!! The Sham Wow guy was arrested. (Mugshot inside)
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2009, 11:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Chamillitary Click on March 27, 2009, 08:28:58 PM
BILLY PLANTED THAT BITCH THERE!

GOD DAMNIT HES GOOD! :o

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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 11:45:06 PM »

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Sikotic™

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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2009, 01:15:22 AM »
Been telling you guys, Vince has bitch in his blood, but nah, none of y'all would listen to me. Now this is proof.

Now look, I'll be honest......I'd fuck that bitch (in the event that she didn't have a penis), but I'll be damned if I had to pay a fuckin penny just to stick my wiener in any of her orifices. Vine lost. Billy gets as much pussy as the day is long because his beard is awesome and so are his products.

Fuck Vince the Biter.
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Sikotic™

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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2009, 01:23:26 AM »
LOL And looking at the court documents, that bitch is 5'0 and 150 pounds. Vince paid to fuck a fat bitch? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Move to Tibet, nigga.
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