ive bought an escalade in abortions

[Jaydc555]

What's your feeling on home abortions and what's the best method?rusty coat hanger?drop kick from the top of the fire escape?impreganting floydness because everything inside her is dead?

[Sikotic™]

Vacuum cleaner.

[Muhfukka]

hungry rat tied to a string aka polish abortion. a good punch in the gut or push down some stairs works to

[Jaydc555]

Any particular brand?

[Muhfukka]

and if youre going to go the rusty coat hanger route its a good idea to dip that son of a bitch in some bleach just to make sure

[Jaydc555]

Stick a funnel in the vagina and pour in some draino?

[Sikotic™]

Any particular brand?

Depends. Here me out:

If you love that bitch and wanna stick around, but just not ready for a kid: muthafuckin' ShopVac


If it was just a one night thing, and that ho is tryin' to hold you down: stick with a cheap ass Dirt Devil:


The reason why I say this is because, if you love that bitch, then you wanna make sure you get every little bit of that fetus out of her reproductive tract. If you don't give a fuck about that bitch or she's tryin to take your scrilla, then the cheap vacuum will leave baby fragments all in her guts and the bitch is liable to die of an infection.

Fuck, I am one smart nigga!

*pats myself on the back*

[Floydness]

having ur mom place her crusty ass lips and sucking it out for food because u guys are too poor? 

[Jaydc555]

Floydness were not all Jewish with maids and such you know its either rent or that abortion.I don't know about you but its going to die anyways so who cares how it happens.

[Floydness]

^^ its ok I understand.. just pitch that idea to ur mom though, im sure ull eat good that night depending on how many months she is..   

who can finish this line? "NIGGA GUESS WHAT DADDYS BRINGING HOME FOR SUPPER?"

[Muhfukka]

nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat mothafucka

[Jaydc555]

God I want to rip out your fallopian tubes and use them as tinsil for my tree.yeah that's right my Christmas tree!

[Floydness]

nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat mothafucka

NOW EAT! lmao I hate that song..

[Floydness]

God I want to rip out your fallopian tubes and use them as tinsil for my tree.yeah that's right my Christmas tree!

lol stop acting like u can afford presents to put under that pine tree that u had to axe down urself

[Sikotic™]

nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat mothafucka

NOW EAT! lmao I hate that song..

Is that by Elton John?